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UKserialkiller

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LEK- You know how my hangovers have been improving? Well, there's **** that I forgot the name. Was in hotel conference and the gift store had it. It was a packet that I poured in a cup and added water too and it cured my hang over. I'll be damned. It worked. So essentially what the 3 main ingredients are in this "cure" is aspirin, alka seltzer, and mega amounts of caffeine. I felt like a champ. That's not why I really told this story to you. But rather, to tell you that I have been drinking seltzer water when I wake up from drinking. My drinking life has improved in the last month. Telling ya, the pain of hangovers was gonna make me quit. Now that I found that seltzer water cures some of that sickness, dude I'm balls out on drinking.
 
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GhostVol

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LEK- You know how my hangovers have been improving? Well, there's **** that I forgot the name. Was in hotel conference and the gift store had it. It was a packet that I poured in a cup and added water too and it cured my hang over. I'll be damned. It worked. So essentially what the 3 main ingredients are in this "cure" is aspirin, alka seltzer, and mega amounts of caffeine. I felt like a champ. That's not why I really told this story to you. But rather, to tell you that I have been drinking seltzer water when I wake up from drinking. My drinking life has improved in the last month. Telling ya, the pain of hangovers was gonna make me quit. Now that I found that seltzer water cures some of that sickness, dude I'm balls out on drinking.

Club soda is my go-to when I KNOW I'm going to drink heavily. Two drinks, one club soda. Bi-Lo has the 8 ounce cans. Perfect size. I can knock one out before the carbonation goes flat. I drink one before I go to bed. I drink one as soon as I get up. Don't need Alka-Seltzer any more.
 

UKserialkiller

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Club soda is my go-to when I KNOW I'm going to drink heavily. Two drinks, one club soda. Bi-Lo has the 8 ounce cans. Perfect size. I can knock one out before the carbonation goes flat. I drink one before I go to bed. I drink one as soon as I get up. Don't need Alka-Seltzer any more.
Ghost. Yeah man, you're 100% on the money. I'll look out for BI-LO. Never heard of that before.
 
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Ghost. Yeah man, you're 100% on the money. I'll look out for BI-LO. Never heard of that before.

Whatever you do, don't search for "Bi-lo" on Tube 8. Oh sure, they claim they're "bi" -- which would make you think there's at least some chicks -- but it's really just vids of dudes on the down-low.

 
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I don't see why it's so bad that Mav starts drinking at this point in his life. I have a buddy named Tiny who started smoking cigarettes at 30 and he seems to be healthy except for his Major Depression Disorder.

Question: Just out of curiosity, would a low-dose meth habit (or something along the lines of, oh, say, a "legal" analogue like Provigil) help this?

Not that I'm depressed or anything.






Much.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Question: Just out of curiosity, would a low-dose meth habit (or something along the lines of, oh, say, a "legal" analogue like Provigil) help this?

Not that I'm depressed or anything.






Much.
Prolly not. Unless you want to give up on sleeping althogther.

More like some magic mushrooms for that.
 
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funKYcat75

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I can show you the booze.
Intoxicating, fermenting.
You know, Mav'rick that drinking
Makes everything seem all right

I can open your eyes
Take you bottle by bottle,
Moonshine, Whiskey and Water,
On a never ending high.

A whole new world,
A new fanstastic point of view,
No one to tell you no, or where to go
Or say you'll hurt your liver

A Whole New World,
Liquor flowing like a stream,
Rum, Gin and IPA's, You're in a daze,
Let us share this Whole New World with you
 

argubs2

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The key to a pleasant fungal experience is being in the right company.

When you're out of your element or in an unfamiliar situation, the fungus will amplify the anxiety 100 fold.

I swore them off when I left Lexington. Just too unpredictable for me.
 
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argubs2

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I can show you the booze.
Intoxicating, fermenting.
You know, Mav'rick that drinking
Makes everything seem all right

I can open your eyes
Take you bottle by bottle,
Moonshine, Whiskey and Water,
On a never ending high.

A whole new world,
A new fanstastic point of view,
No one to tell you no, or where to go
Or say you'll hurt your liver

A Whole New World,
Liquor flowing like a stream,
Rum, Gin and IPA's, You're in a daze,
Let us share this Whole New World with you

 
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I can show you the booze.
Intoxicating, fermenting.
You know, Mav'rick that drinking
Makes everything seem all right

I can open your eyes
Take you bottle by bottle,
Moonshine, Whiskey and Water,
On a never ending high.

A whole new world,
A new fanstastic point of view,
No one to tell you no, or where to go
Or say you'll hurt your liver

A Whole New World,
Liquor flowing like a stream,
Rum, Gin and IPA's, You're in a daze,
Let us share this Whole New World with you

:D <---- imagine this one laughing animatedly
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Mav...I never told you this before because I didn't want to be responsible for your eventual and inevitable trip to rehab...but since youve already started drinking i am off the hook. So here it is my man...

...the key to hitting a curve ball is...wait for it...wait for it...drinking booze. That's right. Show me the best curve ball hitter in the show and I'll bet he leads the league in hang overs.

Now head on over to Paducah Tilghman's next baseball practice and ask the coach if you can join their BP for a day. Make sure you drink plenty o' shine the night before and are good and hung over.

I feel like I just revealed the location of the arc to Indiana Jones.
 
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Mav...I never told you this before because I didn't want to be responsible for your eventual and inevitable trip to rehab...but since youve already started drinking i am off the hook. So here it is my man...

...the key to hitting a curve ball is...wait for it...wait for it...drinking booze.

Damn man, where were you 32 years ago? It could have been me leading a life of fortune and fame in the big leagues instead of that smarmy bastard Steve Finley.

I thought we were friends -- WE EVEN PLAYED DUNK BALL ON THE SAME GOAL IN REIDLAND DAMMIT