DFW Dental Hygienists (NSFW)

[Dawgg]

So I’m driving up I35 and I see this billboard for Mint Dentistry and it was just a picture of one of their dental hygienists and her instagram account name and I have to say it was a stroke of marketing brilliance.

Hail State and Happy New Year’s, boys!

 

[patdog]

Damn. My dentist needs to step up his hygienist game.

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Damn. My hygienist looks more like this:

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I would eat oreos before an appointment with her....and I hate oreos

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I’ve been looking for a new dentist…

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Wrong holiday, she was suppose to dress like an elf.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

"I said to make us look like the dentist's office from Little Shop of Horrors. That's Hor-rors. Two syllables."

 

[dorndawg]

Boys I'm gonna pass along some advice I was once given: No matter what kinda signals you may think you're getting, it's never EVER appropriate to start sucking on the hygienist's fingers. keep that in mind.

 

[PBRME]

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode.

Now I gotta zoom in to check for man hands?