When is Mister Smee's release date from The Incarceration Palace, Governor Purnell, or did his prison yard hijinks cost him more time to be added to his already extensive time piece ? You mean to tell me that Beefy Larry ain't actually from Lumberton ? I knew damn well he was tellin' a big fib when he said he lived in Paulina's Mobile Home Park in the outskirts of Lumberton , Mister Beefy probably hangin' by the cement pond in some exotic slash erotic locale. Like I stated earlier, Governor, Green Gremlins hit the Ohio Lotto and bought a country estate type thang in one of North Carolina''s border counties, possibly in scenic Rockingham County, Stokes, or Surry County, donning an incognito-ish type costume when ascending to the local retail establishment every day, explaining to the townspeople that he's a retired explorer slash inventor, explaining in detail about how he and Mister Smee invented the first toaster oven, plastic bottles for Ketchup, and both Green Gremlins and Mister Smee claim they had the original idea for them IUD thangs.
This post was edited on 4/4 1:17 AM by GSO-Triple5