If so, please feel free to add this there…
Is there a running thread for funny jokes or memes?
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Guess he needed some silicone
I have a 6th sense about these things, she's a stripper.
That’s no way to talk about the future ex wife of our own @EricStratton-RushChairman
Wrong. She's not in the paint removal aisle. Glass cutting, possibly.
I know nobody noticed the subtle detail, but she's literally in the bargain pole isle.
If she's looking for some random pipe I can help with that.
I created this one over a year ago when I was browsing the cancelled journal titles at work.
Why were the Star Wars movies released 4-5-6-1-2-3-7-8-9?
Because in charge of sequencing Yoda was
Because in charge of sequencing Yoda was
I'm lost... what Rock guy?Ranger, are you auditioning for the part of that Rock guy?
Can you redo this but in black tie optional? Asking for a friend...
You'd think that someone would have reported that somewhere.
I heard about the incident on the morning news while traveling to work.
My partner mentioned something about this guy getting slapped, I asked him who this Rock guy is, he said I'd know him on sight. I viewed the scene on the computer.......
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN CELEBRITIES OR THEIR TOM FOOLERY......I didn't recognize the fellow.
One would think, but we were all distracted by the picture in the OP.
He's a pretty popular/successful stand up comedian. He's been in a good bit of TV and movies I think.
Love the French, nose stuck in the air toward Americans
"Vive la France"
"Vive la France"
Reminds me of that story about a French general complaining about having to speak English at a meeting of the Western Allies. "Why must we always speak in English " he lamented. An American general responded "because back in '44 a bunch of Americans made sure you wouldn't have to speak German"
My mistresses are river span bridges....one of man's greatest creations.
Odlum jumped from the Brooklyn Bridge at 5:35 p.m.[2] A strong wind was blowing when Odlum jumped and seemed to turn him slightly in the air. As a result, he struck the water at an angle, hitting the water with his feet and right hip. The rescue swimmer failed to act, but Boyton swam to Odlum in the water. Odlum was lifted into a boat and brought to the tug's galley, where Ryan and Muldoon assisted in resuscitation efforts. Odlum briefly regained consciousness, asking, "Is it all over?...Did I make a good jump?" Arterial blood began dripping from Odlum's mouth, causing him to ask, "Am I spitting blood?" Robertson, a friend of Odlum from Boston, reassured him that the fluid was only brandy. Without speaking further, Odlum began to hemorrhage internally. He died at 6:18 p.m., before the ambulance summoned by Muldoon and Jere Dunn could arrive. An undertaker's wagon carried Odlum's body to the rooms of William H. Kennedy, the Coroner of New York City.[2][6][10]
The autopsy revealed that Odlum's spleen, liver and kidneys were ruptured. A deposit of tuberculosis was found at the base of his left lung. Odlum's first, third and fifth ribs were broken. The cause of death was determined to be concussion.[1]
Odlum jumped from the Brooklyn Bridge at 5:35 p.m.[2] A strong wind was blowing when Odlum jumped and seemed to turn him slightly in the air. As a result, he struck the water at an angle, hitting the water with his feet and right hip. The rescue swimmer failed to act, but Boyton swam to Odlum in the water. Odlum was lifted into a boat and brought to the tug's galley, where Ryan and Muldoon assisted in resuscitation efforts. Odlum briefly regained consciousness, asking, "Is it all over?...Did I make a good jump?" Arterial blood began dripping from Odlum's mouth, causing him to ask, "Am I spitting blood?" Robertson, a friend of Odlum from Boston, reassured him that the fluid was only brandy. Without speaking further, Odlum began to hemorrhage internally. He died at 6:18 p.m., before the ambulance summoned by Muldoon and Jere Dunn could arrive. An undertaker's wagon carried Odlum's body to the rooms of William H. Kennedy, the Coroner of New York City.[2][6][10]
The autopsy revealed that Odlum's spleen, liver and kidneys were ruptured. A deposit of tuberculosis was found at the base of his left lung. Odlum's first, third and fifth ribs were broken. The cause of death was determined to be concussion.[1]
I guess that’s why I had trouble making friends, I was too goo looking. Of course that doesn’t explain the lack of female company…
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