Orange High School Needs Football Games

[OHSAD1]

Orange High School (Hillsborough, NC) is looking for football games for weeks ,5,or 12

earnie.price2orange.k12.nc.us
919-883-6547
919-732-6133 x20090

This post was edited on 2/5 11:15 AM by OHSAD1

 

[tatermommy]

Well, since 'MoTownMo' showed up,
Teams found a new place to dwell.
It's aint on the Panther stayin' list
at 'MoTownMo' Hotel.

Now he is so lonely baby,
He gets so lonely,
Why dont other teams give it a try.

The schedule used to be crowded,
teams swept Orange like a broom.
Where broken hearted Panther nation
cry'ed away in their gloom.

Now he is so lonely baby,
He gets so lonely,
Why dont nearer teams give it a try.


Well, the tree huggers tears keep flowin',
While Orange's diesel bus is spewing black.
Well they're in the same county dude
But their AD'S wont call Earnie back.


Now he is so lonely baby,
He gets so lonely,
Why dont that '563' team give it a try.



Hey now, if you want to win a state championship,
'Mo's got a secret to tell.
The last 3 A teams that won it
visited Panther Schedule Hotel.



Now he is so lonely baby,
He gets so lonely,
Dont be to scared to give it a try.....

 

[77football]

Looks like Havelock is looking for week 4.

 

[tatermommy]

Atop Hillsburry Hill sets the great 'MoTownMo' stirring the mash pot and thanking about where to dig fer ginseng on the morrow. However to hims greatest consternation and greater that when womens gaze upon his statute and plead for Brad Pitt's autograph when he marches thru town aka Charleton Heston style to procure pork rinds and Coka Colies, is the blank spaces on the schedule cause local teams have done the scaulded dog and others when called say 'No Hoblo Ingles'. Contrary to rumor there aint no measles epidemic and if'n ya come to a game ya dont have to practice all same same just say its tolerated. So 'MoTownMo' has decided to sweetin the pot by offering specials such as 1) brang your huntin dogs to the game, 2) who has the most boogers under the truck seat, 3) whose wife still gets dollar bills waived at her, 4) who can spit backer juice the fartherest across occupied bleacher rows. Teams interested must tie their resume to the hound dog at the base of Hillsburry Hill and give audible signal by hollering Jackie Gleason style ' hey you sum (well you know) then run cause the hill is guarded by the Earnest T Bass Security Agency or two kids with a bucket full of rocks.