OT...Going under the knife on Friday the 12th.

[NoleGa_rivals170091]

We're lucky its not Eye Surgery! You know fitty's Pop always said "knock it off already; you're gonna go blind if you keep doing that!" Who knew it would affect your shoulder too! GET WELL SOON BRO! (enjoy the Propofol)

 

[phillinois]

Well, I don't know Medic.
I can't be the court jester forever...in ten or fifteen more years it will look pretty pathetic.


Oh yeah, thanks Woodrow.

 

[NoleGa_rivals170091]

We're in a race against the clock my friend and gotta make it to at least One more Natty brother...

 

[Andrew Owens]

Well, I don't know Medic.
I can't be the court jester forever...in ten or fifteen more years it will look pretty pathetic.


Oh yeah, thanks Woodrow.

Dude, between you and the G Man and your combined poetic rhetoric , I feel 184 years old. But I do have some eye candy around me to keep the heart beating. Like that does anything but piss me off.

If K2C responds to this with his usual, I'm going to run over myself with a bulldozer.

 

[shanehog]

You need to return, fitty.Your eagerness to learn probably matches mine.
Watch out for the Comanches.

 

[phillinois]

Thanks fellows...

I'll be back tomorrow afternoon for sure.

My typing might be slurred though.

 

[bdshull2001]

Thanks fellows...

I'll be back tomorrow afternoon for sure.

My typing might be slurred though.

Hummm, okay tell us something different................JJ

 

[phillinois]

K2C, you ignorant slut...

(OK, I prolly had that coming)

 

[bdshull2001]

K2C, you ignorant slut...

(OK, I prolly had that coming)

Call me something else. i'm running out of slut pictures...............LOL

 

[bdshull2001]

Call me something else. I'm running out of slut pictures. Well I'm not, but I can't post them on this site...............LOL

 

[NoleGa_rivals170091]

REALLY piss off the Anesthesiologist by counting down to at least 89 before succumbing to the juice tomorrow, he or she will increase the drip and/or intensify the flow... What time do you go under my friend?

 

[phillinois]

Well, I'm thinking the Propofol and all her sisters will be administered around 1:30 to 1:45 PM.

Which is a good thang, but, what I'm wondering is should I be up this late drinking Gentleman Jack whiskey? (I've got 12:30 AM...day of surgery)

Don't get all anal about it.
I have a very forgiving physiology. It's genetic. Damn lucky too, otherwise I'd have bought it a long time ago.

Thanks Ma...Pa.

You do know I'm orphaned now?

Yep, parents...they're gone...

 

[NoleGa_rivals170091]

Vaya con Dios compadre. Go where no man has gone before... tell them you want to dream, in color of the the new avatar chick (Hopefully she's your chauffeur for the week)

 

[maize_N_brew]

dang fitty I could not have said any of that better...long lost relative I figure.

 

[phillinois]

morphine sulphate, oxycodone, this could be interesting.

See ya in a few days. It's way more than I anticipated. WOW!

 

[mojo1fan]

Take care Fitty. Get some rest.

 

[phillinois]

well, was going to try to sleep...I fear not waking up.

Typing lefty is not good.
It'll be Okie dokey.

Got to give it up to one armed people.

I had no idea the suck therein.

(Christopher Walken, disconnected thoughts)

 

[Andrew Owens]

Glad to see the fitty didn't die. Or, if he did, we have a mouthy zombie on our hands.

 

[phillinois]

Ha!

Dream on little broomstick cowpie!

 

[da wiz]

Ha!

Dream on little broomstick cowpie!

The Opiate Cocktail seems to have Sharpened your Wit...I feared we might have to rename you 'The Master of the Slow Retort'...

 

[Andrew Owens]

The Opiate Cocktail seems to have Sharpened your Wit...I feared we might have to rename you 'The Master of the Slow Retort'...

Senior Sooner goes Samaje Perine on fitty!

 

[Andrew Owens]

Senior Sooner goes Samaje Perine on fitty!

And fitty, email me your dang phone number. I got something to send you.

 

[phillinois]

Send me something?
Just deposit to my Paypal account like always...

OK OK, quit whining about it...I'll send the celly#.


(OK, clearly the Morphine talking there, mea culpa)

 

[wsmonroe]

Glad to see the fitty didn't die. Or, if he did, we have a mouthy zombie on our hands.

I can see the new board name... soonersincefittywalkersincefifteen

 

[Andrew Owens]

I can see the new board name... soonersincefittywalkersincefifteen

Hahahahahahaha

 

[phillinois]

 

[phillinois]

Wow, I can truly visualize how Morphine could become habit forming.
It's excellent!

 

[NoleGa_rivals170091]

Just make sure and follow all advice of the doc the first week re: adding roughage and ample h2o to the diet in addition to the meds; trust me on this one...

 

[phillinois]

Yep, I'm all over that deal.

It's called Citrucel.

Gravity, a wonderful thing.

 

[Geoff Eneman]

Thanks fellows...

I'll be back tomorrow afternoon for sure.

My typing might be slurred though.

Fitty, sorry for the delay. Here is my thumbs up and grateful all is well.

 

[phillinois]

Thanks hOUston.

Feeling better everyday now.
I got to ditch the damn sling.

It was starting to get a little gamey!

 

[mojo1fan]

Be mindful of the report button though fitty. It really takes some steam off even needing to have forum moderators over here. That thing sends your bad behavior straight to the Man when pushed. It's the snitch switch.

FYI to the board... The Snitch Switch works quite well. A disgruntled Horn with a Napoleon Complex was flushed this morning. Thanks to the admin.

 

[bdshull2001]

FYI to the board... The Snitch Switch works quite well. A disgruntled Horn with a Napoleon Complex was flushed this morning. Thanks to the admin.

I thought it was an Aggie, but I really didn't read his junk that close. He thought he could get away with, even with our new babysitter..........

 

[phillinois]

Damn iasooner...you were quite right about those pain meds corking you up, damn!

About an hour ago I think I passed a small pinecone...with fish hooks.
That was brutal!

 

[NoleGa_rivals170091]

Glad you are feeling better bud! You get you good "puter" fixed yet?

 

[phillinois]

Yep, the home rehab (I have this chair machine deal that raises the arm up and down) is going well.
I should get the computer back Wednesday.
Can't wait.

 

[NoleGa_rivals170091]

Are you able to sling one of your axes ? (If not that would blow; gotta be rocking down the house...)

 

[mojo1fan]

Damn iasooner...you were quite right about those pain meds corking you up, damn! About an hour ago I think I passed a small pinecone...with fish hooks.
That was brutal!