Since OT is gone, where do I start a thread that's so clearly OT!? LOLSpeaking of Cincinnati, please start a thread about Cincinnati chili. I have never had it in Ohio, just made a bad imitation at home.
That said, you want the realest deal you can make at home? This is the best I've found.
So I mentioned above I'm vegetarian. Cincinnati Chili is great because it's not a meal that's based on the quality of the meat, so you can sub in meat substitutes and it is still -really- good. Fake meat gets and gives its flavor to the sauce in a completely different way, so I have to do some prep to marinate it and add fat so it has the same flavor as the real thing, otherwise it is just too bland. Just like the real thing, I put it on to stew all day too. But it's the perfect dish if you wanna try going meatless, or if you have some hippie in the family who you want to include in your next group meal, with a pot of regular and a pot of meatless.
In fact, I recently converted it into a lentil dish too. You have to let the lentils soak in the sauce for a couple days in the fridge to really get the flavor, but it's phenomenal if you do. Just sub in cooked lentils 1:1 for the meat, and add something to give it more umami flavor and more fat, like it would have with real meat.
I'll stop now at risk of thread-jacking but feel free to ask any questions you have. Cheers!