The scenario: Married for 20 years, divorced for 5. Dropped kids off at her house at 5:15. I live 20 minutes away. Walk up to the door with kids, politely ask if I can use the bathroom ("I need to take a ****", to be precise). My ex tells me no and says that "there is a Jitney Junior around the corner". She seemingly is concerned that my **** aroma will interfere with her dinner date with the new boyfriend, scheduled toarrive at 6. I say "really" then hug and kiss kids get in truck to head home. After about 5 miles, I **** on the side of I55.
I anticipate needing to **** again when dropping off kids. Any advice?
I anticipate needing to **** again when dropping off kids. Any advice?
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