Staying at America's Best Value Inn this weekend...

HotMop

All-American
May 8, 2006
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how pissed will I be at my wife for saving a few bucks without my blessing?
 

HotMop

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May 8, 2006
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how pissed will I be at my wife for saving a few bucks without my blessing?
 

aerodawg.sixpack

Freshman
Aug 3, 2011
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It is more of a motel as the rooms are accessible from the outside rather than an inside corridor. That is about all I can tell you from driving by it for the past few years. Doesn't look like you will die overnight but it is definitely not a Marriot or Hilton.
 

rabiddawg

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Aug 19, 2010
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If a couple asks if you and your wifeplay and his wife is hot then your answer is "yes,we play". Also remember to remove the comforter, they are never washed. Oh, and the night before, seven black dudes gangbanged a white chick in the same bed you'll besleeping in.

soivebeentoldku
 

ckDOG

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Dec 11, 2007
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Just get real hammered and you won't care. It was the wife's choice so at least she can't [rightfully] ***** if you guys hate it.
 

triton28

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Dec 18, 2009
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if this is starkville you are talking about, make sure you do the regal inn next time.
 

patdog

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May 28, 2007
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Stay at the new Fairfield Inn in Columbus. It's an outstanding hotel. I don't know what they're charging on game weekends, but their regular rates are very reasonable for a hotel of that quality.
 

PBRME

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Feb 12, 2004
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A preemptive shot of penicillin with a tetanus chaser should cover "most" of your concerns.
 

GreaterCowbell

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May 3, 2011
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on a turkey hunting expedition. A mouse clawed my face while I was sleeping (I had the scars to prove it). That being said ABV inn would be a slight downgrade. While staying for there thefirst time during the S.C. game I personally witnessed the p<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">roprietor</span> of the establishment housing a few cock fans in the maintanence room. Apparentley having more than 2 towels in a room sleeping 5 is frowned upon and non-smoking is more of a suggestion than a requirement. Note: Hector the cockroach can get really testy if he doesn't have his Shipley's jelly filled in the morning.
 

TheBigBadDawg

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Jan 27, 2009
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They really just don't care....at all. I highly recommend getting a room on the back side (aka rape side) of the hotel if you really want a creepy experience. One upside to it though, it's right next to the 24 hour CVS so late night snacks are but a second away.



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HotMop

All-American
May 8, 2006
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should be fun! Maybe I should do the booking next time and stay at the University Motel on 82.
 

ckDOG

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Dec 11, 2007
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The tables are bolted to the floor and the artwork is bolted to the walls. Don't get attached to either.
 

GulfCoastDawg

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Oct 19, 2009
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Ive stayed at the University Inn and The Regal. Bring your own towels and soap, a deflated air mattress to drape over the bed, some air freshener, shower shoes and flare gun and you should be fine.
 

RocketDawg

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Oct 21, 2011
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Yep, it's nice. The first game I stayed there was La Tech ... the total cost was something under $130. The SC game was close to $180. I haven't looked at my reservation slip for the Alabama game but I expect it to be in the $180 range.<div>
</div><div>But you can stay just one night as opposed to the 2-night requirement in Starkville.</div><div>
</div><div>And they're full for the remaining games, unless there are last minute cancellations.</div>
 

HotMop

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May 8, 2006
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...I'll be sure to check for cameras. Thanks for the nightmares.