The very worst possible hire

[USCHusbandUCLAWife]

Every time USC hires a head coach I end up being disappointed because I fall into the trap of thinking the administration and Board of Trustees care about football. This time, instead of imagining who the best hire would be, I'm going to imagine the worst. My top two are (1) Scott Wolf, and (2) Greta Thunberg. I know very little about Thunberg, and I'm all for sacrificing for the environment, but I think she probably knows almost nothing about American football and would become easily distracted plotting with Folt. They could go too far and take away shoulder pads, helmets, and the sprinklers on the practice fields.
Try to think of a worse possible hire.

 

[jaycee993]

Every time USC hires a head coach I end up being disappointed because I fall into the trap of thinking the administration and Board of Trustees care about football. This time, instead of imagining who the best hire would be, I'm going to imagine the worst. My top two are (1) Scott Wolf, and (2) Greta Thunberg. I know very little about Thunberg, and I'm all for sacrificing for the environment, but I think she probably knows almost nothing about American football and would become easily distracted plotting with Folt. They could go too far and take away shoulder pads, helmets, and the sprinklers on the practice fields.
Try to think of a worse possible hire.

Cant resist but his name rhymes with Hiden

 

[qqqqqqqman]

I’d hate to have Gascon and Newsom coaching…..but at least we’d have Bru McCoy and Kenan Christon back for some strength and speed

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[TroyBill]

Helton
Paul Hackett
Cutty Sark
Lane Kiffin
(Oh, they've already been here)
Karl Dorrell
Rick Neuheisel
Jim Mora Jr.

Pee wee Herman, Oscar the Grouch, Jen Psaki, Osama Bin Laden, Ru Paul.....

 

[Jay4usc]

Every time USC hires a head coach I end up being disappointed because I fall into the trap of thinking the administration and Board of Trustees care about football. This time, instead of imagining who the best hire would be, I'm going to imagine the worst. My top two are (1) Scott Wolf, and (2) Greta Thunberg. I know very little about Thunberg, and I'm all for sacrificing for the environment, but I think she probably knows almost nothing about American football and would become easily distracted plotting with Folt. They could go too far and take away shoulder pads, helmets, and the sprinklers on the practice fields.
Try to think of a worse possible hire.

Scott Wolf just had a sex change procedure, so you do t have to worry about her.

 

[eftzoons]

LANE KFFIN, otherwise known as Goat Boy keeps popping up on USC board as this poster's or that's FAVORITE CANDIDATE for USC's next head coach, which gives me the willies -- and dyspepsia -- something fierce. Kiff sucks profoundly and must stay far, far, FAR away from USC or else I'll leap to my death from the nearest skyscraper. I cannot take it any longer. We must get ourselves A COMPETENT HEAD COACH, not some jerk dredged up from the murky past to be recycled again at a doomed, suicidal USC. Kiff should stay in SEC. But the last time he was in SEC or one of the last times, we hired him foolishly, and along he came to dear old Troy, bringing with him, er, Gomer the great. Kiff began and also set the tone for Trojan failure and humiliation over the following 12 years. And someone WANTS HIM BACK??!!! MADNESS!

 

[big_pete]

Steve Kerr

 

[jpsocal65]

Kamala Harris

 

[HectorSpectre]

Graham Harrell. What a disappointment.

 

[denali15]

LANE KFFIN, otherwise known as Goat Boy keeps popping up on USC board as this poster's or that's FAVORITE CANDIDATE for USC's next head coach, which gives me the willies -- and dyspepsia -- something fierce. Kiff sucks profoundly and must stay far, far, FAR away from USC or else I'll leap to my death from the nearest skyscraper. I cannot take it any longer. We must get ourselves A COMPETENT HEAD COACH, not some jerk dredged up from the murky past to be recycled again at a doomed, suicidal USC. Kiff should stay in SEC. But the last time he was in SEC or one of the last times, we hired him foolishly, and along he came to dear old Troy, bringing with him, er, Gomer the great. Kiff began and also set the tone for Trojan failure and humiliation over the following 12 years. And someone WANTS HIM BACK??!!! MADNESS!

You keep saying that, but no one here is rooting for Kiffen. Not sure where you're getting that.

 

[tjfan001]

You guys forgot the greatest of the greatest: Tyrone Willingham!!

 

[DaFireMedic]

You guys forgot the greatest of the greatest: Tyrone Willingham!!

Wait a minute….Don’t you remember all those “Return to Glory” shirts from the 2002 USC/ND game?

 

[holt7153]

This dil-do

 

[Pudly76]

I’ll take the smartest guy to ever coach a football team… charlie weiss

 

[USCFourLife]

You are all wrong the correct answer is anybody from the Kim Helton coaching tree. This would include TYSON and the granddaddy of them all CLAY!

 

[tjfan001]

Wait a minute….Don’t you remember all those “Return to Glory” shirts from the 2002 USC/ND game?

I don't remember the shirts but I do remember that game. That game started as a very good first half played by Tyrone-led Fighting Irishes. They had a blocked punt and built a 13-10 lead before we turned around in the second half.

 

[eftzoons]

Looks like a combination of nasty hillbilly' jargon, risible faux generals like Mark Milley, who carries on like a stone commie spy and with a face on him that could stop ten clocks, Hannibal's very WIFE could never really love him, loathing the foolishness of being hitched to a gorilla at a low budget farce of a wedding. What a cruel world we live in.

 

[JayBird23]

Homer Simpson

 

[USCFourLife]

Yogi “do ya love it” Roth

Yogi is such a hack never says anything negative and always ball washes bad coaches with his snake tongue. Yogi makes me sick when he announces a game I lower the volume.

 

[Arhedge]

Greta has fire in her belly. She's a child and a nut, but she'd be an upgrade.

I'd like to see Bohn make a run at Monte Kiffin, but I'm not sure he's far enough over the hill yet. He might be the next hire after this one.

So I vote for the "Boom goes the dynamite" kid.



You need to be a master communicator to motivate today's players, and you need to be savvy with the media to coach in LA. This is our guy. Besides, even in this clip, he was better at his job than Graham Harrell is at his.

 

[trojan raul]

Yes...Greta will make a great coach. You don't F with Greta. Scratch all the candidates. Hire her and get the ball rolling on recruiting!

 

[tommytrojan1122]

For a time, USC was all about the Pete Carroll coaching tree.

My nominee is Brennan Carroll.

 

[dblwall]

BD99

 

[DaFireMedic]

I don't remember the shirts but I do remember that game. That game started as a very good first half played by Tyrone-led Fighting Irishes. They had a blocked punt and built a 13-10 lead before we turned around in the second half.

“Return to Glory” kinda became the Domer’s battle cry after they started the season 8-0. It only went downhill for them from there. I was at that game with a friend who was an ND fan. He had that shirt, and I saw quite a few others there with them as well.

 

[Cyrus.usc]

Helton
Harrell

 

[denali15]

Helton
Paul Hackett
Cutty Sark
Lane Kiffin
(Oh, they've already been here)
Karl Dorrell
Rick Neuheisel
Jim Mora Jr.

Jim Mora already turned it down.

 

[FOTVCampG]

Conquest4ever

 

[eftzoons]

I get more confused with every passing day, trying to figure out just WHAT Bohn is looking for in a new head coach.

 

[DaFireMedic]

I get more confused with every passing day, trying to figure out just WHAT Bohn is looking for in a new head coach.

We are going to speculate on into December. It’s fun, and that’s what Internet forums are for. But none of has any real info on what Bohn’s plan is, who he has in mind, what he is prepared to offer, and who he may or may not pursue. And we likely won’t have any of this info until December.

I’ve accepted this, makes life as a USC fan a lot easier.

 

[MongoSlade]

This dil-do

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Throw a maggot hat on and he’ll have all bases covered

 

[3rd Slide]

Nancy Pelosi and we’d have the nastiest team in CFB.

 

[EugeneTrojan]

Conquest4ever

^^^^^^ This
Helton would be OC….again. His dad would be qbs coach, his brother would be wrs coach and they wouldn’t have anyone on the defensive side of the ball to continue the family tradition of never playing defense.
Oh…and miss angela would be lead song girl.
The worst part wouldn’t be the offense, the defense, or the song girls, it would be conquest constantly rocking a semi the whole game surrounded by that many heltons.