Cru,
You've obviously stumbled upon a conspiracy so large, so grand and so nefarious that it could only have been concocted by the Massengill-Industrial Complex under the cover of the Oak Park Farmer's Market which covers for the NEA-AFT which, in turn, controls the public schools which uses Madigan like a marionette to achieve their ultimate goal of emasculating every last one of us.
I cry to all of us: Don't let it happen!
Do you want your grandchildren to swearing fealty to a menacing robed overlord under the domination of Balenciaga booted thugs? NO!
Now that you've uncovered this, I just want to wish you the best as you'll meet your untimely demise at 4 am from several gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a botched robbery where nothing was taken.