Class 6-A
7. Greenwood 31, 8. Henderson County 71. St. Xavier 48, 2. Simon Kenton 34
3. Trinity 31, 4. Male 6
6. Scott County 16, 5. Henry Clay 13Class 5-A
2. Bowling Green 28, 5. Christian County 14
3. John Hardin 36, 7. Oldham County 14
1. Highlands 42, 4. Johnson Central 21
8. Pulaski County 31, 6. Letcher County Central 14
Class 4-A4. Lone Oak 24, 7. Allen County-Scottsville 6
5. Marion County 31, 6. Western 24
1. Boyle County 34, 3. Lexington Catholic 20
2. Bell County 41, 8. Lawrence County 0
Class 3-A
3. Paducah Tilghman 21, 8. Russellville 141. Central 48, 7. Henry County 38
4. Somerset 51, 6. Breathitt County 33
2. Sheldon Clark 26, 5. Pike County Central 12Class 2-A
1. Fort Campbell 28, 3. Murray 21
8. Monroe County 39, 7. Green County 142. Desales 23, 6. Newport Central Catholic 10
4. Prestonsburg 23, 5. Corbin 7
Class A2. Mayfield 31, 6. Crittenden County 28
3. Beechwood 41, 4. Bellevue 20
1. Lexington Christian 62, 7. Raceland 12
5. Hazard 50, 8. Harlan 7
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1) If you want to read the entire list, click here. But, here are some of the funnier truisms created:
-Was learning cursive really necessary?
-Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
-Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
-MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
2) In today's episode of "what the hell is wrong with some Americans", read the story about how the Clippers TV crew were suspended because of god knows what. The official reason is "offensive comments that were complained about by a viewer" but when you read what was actually said, it will make you want to slap the viewer. The obvious joke here is that the Clippers TV guys got the better end of the deal because they don't have to watch the Clippers play for a couple games. But still, do people have any ability to not get offended at EVERYTHING! Michelle Wie, anyone?
3) 30 great backboard shattering dunks. Including an appearance from Daniel Orton and also 2 WKU players.
4) This is the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
5) One of the funniest 911 calls I have ever heard (This is BIGTIME NSFW! You have been warned.)
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Class 6-A
7. Greenwood 31, 8. Henderson County 7
1. St. Xavier 48, 2. Simon Kenton 34
3. Trinity 31, 4. Male 6
6. Scott County 16, 5. Henry Clay 13
Class 5-A
2. Bowling Green 28, 5. Christian County 14
3. John Hardin 36, 7. Oldham County 14
1. Highlands 42, 4. Johnson Central 21
8. Pulaski County 31, 6. Letcher County Central 14
Class 4-A
4. Lone Oak 24, 7. Allen County-Scottsville 6
5. Marion County 31, 6. Western 24
1. Boyle County 34, 3. Lexington Catholic 20
2. Bell County 41, 8. Lawrence County 0
Class 3-A
3. Paducah Tilghman 21, 8. Russellville 14
1. Central 48, 7. Henry County 38
4. Somerset 51, 6. Breathitt County 33
2. Sheldon Clark 26, 5. Pike County Central 12
Class 2-A
1. Fort Campbell 28, 3. Murray 21
8. Monroe County 39, 7. Green County 14
2. Desales 23, 6. Newport Central Catholic 10
4. Prestonsburg 23, 5. Corbin 7
Class A
2. Mayfield 31, 6. Crittenden County 28
3. Beechwood 41, 4. Bellevue 20
1. Lexington Christian 62, 7. Raceland 12
5. Hazard 50, 8. Harlan 7
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1) If you want to read the entire list, click here. But, here are some of the funnier truisms created:
-Was learning cursive really necessary?
-Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
-Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
-MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
2) In today's episode of "what the hell is wrong with some Americans", read the story about how the Clippers TV crew were suspended because of god knows what. The official reason is "offensive comments that were complained about by a viewer" but when you read what was actually said, it will make you want to slap the viewer. The obvious joke here is that the Clippers TV guys got the better end of the deal because they don't have to watch the Clippers play for a couple games. But still, do people have any ability to not get offended at EVERYTHING! Michelle Wie, anyone?
3) 30 great backboard shattering dunks. Including an appearance from Daniel Orton and also 2 WKU players.
4) This is the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
5) One of the funniest 911 calls I have ever heard (This is BIGTIME NSFW! You have been warned.)
Discuss This Article
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Join the conversation and talk about this article and all things Kentucky Sports in the new KSR Message Board.
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