Clyde would never let this happen
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Clyde would never let this happen

Thomas Beisnerabout 13 years


Article written by:Thomas BeisnerThomas Beisner
  Boy, do I have some great news for you if you're traveling to Gainesville for the Cats game this weekend. Not only are you going to have the pleasure to buying your man Beisner a beer at the stadium, but you're also going to have the opportunity to catch the most effeminate marketing ploy to ever overtake a men's basketball program: Shooting with the Stars (featuring the Florida basketball team).  Must watch video here. This fan appreciation event, which narrowly beat out Survivor: NIT and So You Think You Can Hit the Bong, kicks off Friday night at 5 pm and, in addition to the obvious shooting contests, there will be an actual dance contest featuring men's and women's basketball players.  So, if you've ever wanted to see Georgetown transfer Jeremy Macklin toss around a bedazzled Jai Lucas or have ever wondered if Nick Calathes and Chandler Parsons would get a chubb if they slow danced with each other, don't miss this out on this chance.  These guys will be there.

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