Find YOUR New Tailgating Home at the 1865 Club Suites Today!

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The 1865 Club is Made Just For You!

Welcome to the 1865 Club Suites, your new home-away-from home outside of Commonwealth Stadium for every home football game! In these new state-of-the art tailgating facilities you'll find all you need for a perfect weekend in Lexington. See for yourself! Screen-Shot-2016-04-18-at-2.10.57-PM

A New Way to Tailgate!

When you book an 1865 Suite for a University of Kentucky home game, you'll find all the amenities you need for a great tailgating experience, spacious enough to host all your friends and protected from the weather, with ample area for food and drinks.

Bask in True Luxury!

When your limousine driver drops you off at your new 1865 Club Suite on Saturday morning, be careful not to drop your monocle! You'll almost surely spit champagne all over the inside window of the car when you see how these furnished facilities meet your every need. Watch the game on a giant HD screen as you feast on brined pheasant garnered locally from scenic Coachlight Woods. Enchanted-Ballroom-BTS-enchanted-13461893-1450-963

Unparalleled Impressiveness!

Invite friends you want to impress and watch the green hues of jealousy spread across their faces as you dine on sushi driven in fresh from Herrington Lake that morning! Show acquaintances pictures of your new wife on a jet while your decadent masquerade ball turns into an orgy of over-indulgences! Chat about special teams while a person painted like a gold statue dabs single-batch, private reserve hot sauce from your chin. Live like royalty in the 1865 Suites! hqdefault

Commission Fights for your Amusement!

As you relax with a bourbon on the porch of your 1865 Suite, gladiators will be brought to your front stoop to do battle as you look on with waning amusement. Wager on your favorites or have them both unceremoniously exiled to Zandale, the choice is yours! The people will love that you bring them entertainment, and will pledge their devotion to you as you keep them happy with sport. The Purge: Anarchy Completely Purge-Proof! Following Mayor Jim Gray's 2014 establishment of a weekly Purge one Saturday morning each November, Lexington's society has undoubtedly become a safer and more peaceful community. Should you find yourself outside commonwealth during the Georgia home game this year when this occurs, however, rest assured that each 1865 Club unit is completely safe from the violent horrors of the event. Let those poor suckers over in the purple lot fight for their lives, you have nothing to worry about! 1865-12-600x900

No one will watch you poop!

Although each 1865 Club unit features large screen televisions atop each toilet, lockable bathroom doors ensure that when you do your business, no one will be looking on while "pretending to watch the game." And you thought we didn't know what you were up to, Travis!

Join the Club Today!

Call today about your very own 1865 Club facility during one of Kentucky's home football games this year and re-discover what the good life is all about. You can't do better than the 1865 Club; it's the best way to enjoy the best the University of Kentucky has to offer and the perfect way to spend the massive amount of extra money you just have lying around. Go Cats!

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