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John Dubyaover 14 years


Article written by:John DubyaJohn Dubya As anyone with the slightest sense of humor, or pulse, would agree, it doesn't get much better than the great Bill Murray. When you think about the 10 funniest movies you've ever seen, chances are Murray is represented at least 4 or 5 times. Although I'm partial to Murray as the irreverent Peter in "Ghostbusters" and the likable psychopath Bob from "What About Bob", Murray is perhaps best know for his role as the green trimmin' and smokin' Carl Spackler from one of the greatest comedies in the history of the world, "Caddyshack". So it is with great dissention that I bring this piece of news: Bill Murray being pulled over in Sweden for suspicion of DUI...on a golf cart. Seriously Sweden? Bill freakin Murray, golf cart, and you want to throw the book at him. He was Caddyshack, and interpol wants to shut him down on a golf cart. Would you arrest Al Pacino if you caught him nose deep in a pile of that white Colombian coffee? Of course not. So I say, until Murray is absolved of such frivolity, boycott all Swedish imports. Chewy fish, meatballs, penis enlargers, and, I'm sorry Rob Gidel, but that Ace of Base casette tape is gonna have to go. It's only right. We'd do the same for Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, or Dan Akroyd...actually, Akroyd could be dead already for all I know. DUI. On a golf cart. Please. Somewhere, on a Kubota in the Tennessee hills, No-show Jones is laughing...and chugging.

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