Hey Charlie! We're Hiring You As Football Coach, Charlie!
Warning: This may be one of the most annoying videos of all time. I don't blame you for not watching the whole way through. But at least stick it out 30 seconds so you can understand the references -- specifically, the voices of the characters -- below. I think you'll find that Pink and Blue Unicorn sound very similar...
Charlie the Cardinal: I've finally made it! A head coaching job of my own. I can't wait to make a name for myself. Oh, look; here comes some Louisville fans to congratulate me.
Pink Cardinal: Charrrrrrrrliieeeeeeee!
Magenta Cardinal: Charrrrrrrrliieeeeeeee!
Charlie the Cardinal: Guys, I'm proud to be your new football coa-
Pink: Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrliieee!
Magenta: Charrliieeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pink: Charlie, you must lead us back!
Magenta: Yes, lead us back, Charlie!
Pink: Lead us to the Orange Bowl, Charlie!
Magenta: We were just there, Charlie!
Charlie the Cardinal: Orange Bowl? Heh, well let's not get to ahead of ourselves. It will take lots of hard wor-
Pink Cardinal: Charlie, we were just there! Lead us back now!
Magenta Cardinal: Lead us there, Charlie! We have the talent, Charlie!
Pink: The talent is here, Charlie!
Magenta: Charrrrrrrrrlllllieeee!
Charlie the Cardinal: Well, there are a lot of great players on the team. But there will be-
Pink: Charlie, all you need is Vic, Charlie
Magenta: Viiiiiic, Charrrrrrrrrlliiieeeee!
Charlie the Cardinal: Vic Anderson is a great talent, but he'll have to recover from surg-
Pink: Vic is ready to go now, Charlie!
Magenta: Victor cannot be stopped, Charlie!
Pink: Vic is too strong for SEC Defenses, Charlie!
Magenta: Vic will bust through the gates of hell for you, Charlie!
Charlie the Cardinal: Really guys, I-
Pink: Charrrrrrllliieee! We're a national program, Charlie!
Magenta: Our talent is unmatched, Charlie!
Pink: We could have went to a bowl this year, Charlie!
Magenta: We had a bad leader, Charlie!
Pink: But you are here now to lead us, Charlie!
Magenta: Charrrrrrrllliiieee!
Charlie the Cardinal: Really guys, I-
Pink: Charlie, tell us you will take us to the Orange Bowl, Charlie!
Magenta: Yes, tell us Charlie!
Charlie the Cardinal: The ultimate goal is-
Pink: Charrrrrrrrrrlieeeeeeeee!
Magenta: Charrrrrrrrrrlieeeeeeeee!
Pink: Charrrrrrrrrrlieeeeeeeee!
Magenta: Charrrrrrrrrrlieeeeeeeee!
Charlie the Cardinal: ALRIGHT! WE'LL GO TO THE ORANGE BOWL!
Pink & Magenta: Yaaaaaaay!
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