It's a Miracle!!!

by:Bryan1312/17/08
We can all breathe a great sigh of relief as our mentor and friend Matt Jones miraculously survived an avalanche during his Christmas break in Colorado.  Matt claims that swimming lessons helped him survived as he dug himself out of the snow.  We should point out that Matt admits to screaming like a little girl while being buried in the snow.  Some unconfirmed reports say he was screaming "WoJo".  No confirmation on that just yet, but as we all know, that seems like him. Nonetheless, we are all grateful that Matt is still alive and will continue his progress on the PGA Tour and as a cocaine-addicted NFL wideout.

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