It's Porter, bitch
Superstar That's what they call the point guard freshman Got a 'tude He might need a little direction.
He's a triple-double threat but No matter what his stats are He will never start Never start, baby
Other dude Is a junior from Modesto Plays real hard But fans still aren't impressed though
Makin' stupid passes But I can see right through them, I know what you are What you are, baby
Stabilizer, Stabil-Stabilizer You're the Stabilizer Oh, Stabilizer, oh You're the Stabilizer, baby
You, you, you are You, you, you are Stabilizer, Stabilizer Stabilizer
Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You try to fool us By turning it over But I still know it You Stabilizer
Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
They say you're awful But you coulda played football You're nothing but a Stabilizer
Porterrhea Is what they call it your playin' Too bad for them You at least listen to what Clyde's sayin'
Who would have thought that just going in the game when coach told you to Would get you far That's what got you far, baby
Discipline Is what it takes to play the "1" spot A married player? You shoulda just cut your junk off
A half-court trap is poopie When you're tempted daily by 19-year old groupies Hard to do? Not for you, baby
Stabilizer, Stabil-Stabilizer You're the Stabilizer Oh, Stabilizer, oh You're the Stabilizer, baby
You, you, you are You, you, you are Stabilizer, Stabilizer Stabilizer
Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You try to fool us By turning it over But I still know it You Stabilizer
Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
They say you're awful But you coulda played football You're nothing but a Stabilizer
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