It's Porter, bitch

Thomas Beisneralmost 13 years

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Aritcle written by:Thomas BeisnerThomas Beisner
As the Kentucky basketball world continues to turn and the point guard debate rages on, this Monday morning brings us a new, surprising take on the situation.  It seems that pop star Britney Spears and her comeback are really taking no prisoners and inspired by the success of Third Eye Blind's take on UK football and ESPNU's Jim Barbar's nickname for a certain Cat, the former Mrs. Federline is hitting the charts with her own take on the UK point guard situation by remixing her hit, "Womanizer" (possibly NSFW).

Superstar That's what they call the point guard freshman Got a 'tude He might need a little direction.

He's a triple-double threat but No matter what his stats are He will never start Never start, baby

Other dude Is a junior from Modesto Plays real hard But fans still aren't impressed though

Makin' stupid passes But I can see right through them, I know what you are What you are, baby

Stabilizer, Stabil-Stabilizer You're the Stabilizer Oh, Stabilizer, oh You're the Stabilizer, baby

You, you, you are You, you, you are Stabilizer, Stabilizer Stabilizer

Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah

You try to fool us By turning it over But I still know it You Stabilizer

Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah

They say you're awful But you coulda played football You're nothing but a Stabilizer

Porterrhea Is what they call it your playin' Too bad for them You at least listen to what Clyde's sayin'

Who would have thought that just going in the game when coach told you to Would get you far That's what got you far, baby

Discipline Is what it takes to play the "1" spot A married player? You shoulda just cut your junk off

A half-court trap is poopie When you're tempted daily by 19-year old groupies Hard to do? Not for you, baby

Stabilizer, Stabil-Stabilizer You're the Stabilizer Oh, Stabilizer, oh You're the Stabilizer, baby

You, you, you are You, you, you are Stabilizer, Stabilizer Stabilizer

Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah

You try to fool us By turning it over But I still know it You Stabilizer

Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Mike don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah

They say you're awful But you coulda played football You're nothing but a Stabilizer

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2021-09-16