Place Your Bets

Since college football has died down, I’ve taken up other means of investing my 401k. For instance, the 2008 Presidential Race has sparked the exotic bets pages with some outlandish odds and even some impossible candidates. The odds on favorites include Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Barack Obama, who I believe was in Mortal Kombat II. At any rate, take a gander, and place your bets, college football is so far away and I got a fever…. And the only prescription is more …. Pat Robertson.

Al Gore 4-1

Al Sharpton 1000-1

Alan Keyes 750-1

Alberto Gonzales 75-1

Arnold Schwarzenegger 250-1

Barack Obama 6-1

Bill Clinton 300-1

Bill Frist 100-1

Bill Maher 2500-1

Bill OReilly 750-1

Bill Owens 50-1

Bill Richardson 12-1

Bob Ehrlich 75-1

Bob Graham 150-1

Bob Kerrey 50-1

Charles Schumer 75-1

Chuck Hagel 22-1

Clint Eastwood 750-1

Colin Powell 25-1

Condoleezza Rice 30-1

Dennis Kucinich 200-1

Dick Cheney 75-1

Dick Gephardt 75-1

Donald Rumsfeld 2000-1

Donald Trump 2500-1

Elizabeth Dole 750-1

Evan Bayh 20-1

Gary Locke 70-1

George Allen Jr 10-1

George Pataki 50-1

George W Bush 200-1

Harold Ford Jr 75-1

Hillary Clinton 3-1

Howard Dean 75-1

Jack Kemp 75-1

James Carville 1000-1

Jay Rockefeller 100-1

Jeb Bush 100-1

Jesse Jackson 200-1

Jesse Ventura 1000-1

Joe Biden 30-1

Joe Lieberman 150-1

John Ashcroft 1500-1

John Edwards 15-1

John Kerry 50-1

John McCain 5-1

Laura Bush 1000-1

Mark Warner 15-1

Michael Bloomberg 150-1

Michael Moore 7500-1

Mike Gravel 50-1

Mike Huckabee 20-1

Mitt Romney 10-1

Newt Gingrich 40-1

Pat Robertson 2000-1

Paul Bremmer 150-1

Paul Wolfowitz 750-1

Ralph Nader 100-1

Rick Santorum 50-1

Rudy Giuliani 10-1

Russ Feingold 40-1

Sam Brownback 10-1

Ted Kennedy 750-1

Tom Daschle 50-1

Tom Ridge 50-1

Tom Tancredo 50-1

Tom Vilsack 40-1

Tommy Franks 200-1

Wesley Clark 75-1