Real Housewives Of New Jersey By The Numbers
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Real Housewives Of New Jersey By The Numbers

Megan Suttlesover 5 years


Article written by:Megan SuttlesMegan Suttles
real-housewives-of-new-jersey-19fcaf97-07e6-4b8d-8ae6-9fd517fedfbd Earlier this week, Bravo released the preview for season 7 of RHONJ.  The season will depict Teresa Giudice's return from jail and all of the mayhem that follows.  I have a lot of hope that this season will not disappoint. To make the perfect season, you need a few ingredients-es, and it looks like they are all present in the trailer.  Let's breakdown the preview to see what's to come. Length of the Trailer: 3 minutes, 10 seconds Number of brunettes on screen: 17 Number of blondes: 1 Curse words said: 15 Best Outfit:20160524_183015 Angry Finger Points Given: 9 Other impressive hand gestures: throat slit/murder gesture, furious table slapping, "pump the brakes" hand motion, Buh-bye wave Best Line: "Anyone who takes down my friends..."*mimes machine guns* Worst Line: "She's not even 1/16 Italian." Least Interesting Storyline: Joe Gorga doesn't want a "part-time wife." Most Heartbreaking Storyline: Children praying that their parents come back from jail Times Siggy Isn't Yelling: 0 Chance of Kim D Getting Involved in the Drama this Season: 100%  ðŸ‘€ Months Teresa Spent In Jail: 11 Chance of Teresa's new tagline alluding to her time spent in jail: 50/50 Timestamp for what Everyone Thinks when they watch RHONJ: 1:37 People Wearing Robes But Not Relaxing: 2 Number of Kleenex Used On Camera: 1.5 Nosejobs Melissa Has Allegedly Had: 4 Noses Picked: 1* Words Mispronounced: 1* ("Osama-Buh-Ladin") Blouses With Asymmetric Necklines: 5 Amount of Times Someone is inappropriately referred to as "cancer": 1 Outfits That Look Like The Revenant Bear: 2 20160524_183218 20160524_183242 Days until the season premiere on July 10: 45 Special Mentions: Melissa's Envy Hat, Dolores' Fabulous Cake, The Sheer Quantity Of Russian-Looking Hats, Jacqueline's Shoeless Running, Teresa's "Back-from-jail" Ring, The Rosary Ring, Joe Giudice's "I'm pretending to read" face *Denotes Series Record

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