If you’ve been to an SEC road game, odds are you’ve seen Red Panda’s famous halftime act; often times, it’s more entertaining than the game itself, which is why it pains me to tell you that someone has stolen the acrobat’s seven-foot unicycle.
According to KTVU, someone made off with the giant bike at the San Francisco International Airport on January 24, and now, Red Panda’s agent is offering a $2,000 reward.
“She’s heartbroken,” her agent, Pat Figley of San Francisco-based Farallon Entertainment, told KTVU on Wednesday. ”It’s like her baby was kidnapped. She’s had that unicycle for 30 years.”