A headline from the Courier-Journal caught my eye this morning when it came across my Twitter timeline. It read, "Should you seal your penis shut with a Jiftip sticker during sex? It's risky, doctors say."
Now that's the kind of hard-hitting journalism the state of Kentucky needs! FINALLY, the Courier-Journal is tackling the issues that matter!
I mean, with everything going on around the state and the world, who hasn't looked in the mirror and wondered, "Jiftip, should I seal my penis with it?" And now we know!
Clear a spot on the shelf for a Pulitzer right now, maybe two Pulitzers.
It's good to see Louisville's newspaper making a comeback, just when we thought it was dead.
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