On my honor, I will do my best…
With the developments behind the suspension of a college basketball player for ‘allegedly’ having sex with his girlfriend, the jokes practically wrote themselves. And while your opinion on whether he should be suspended or not may differ (I’d give you mine, but I highly doubt you’d care,) it doesn’t change the fact that some of those jokes are pretty funny. Our friends at the SportsPickle have done a little research and discovered 8 other programs with strict behavior codes and the results are pretty great.
Not to mention – aside from Kentucky, SP takes shots at Louisville, Kansas, Duke, and UNC.
Here’s a link to the full image (I wouldn’t feel comfortable just stealing the picture unless it came from the LHL,) but in case you don’t feel like clicking, here’s UK’s:
Kentucky Conduct: Players must abstain from sex, drugs and alcohol, and attend church and all of their classes. Ha! No. Just Kidding. Enjoy your one year on campus.
You know, I don’t mind that one so much. Maybe I’ll play for Kentucky after all.