Tweet Beat: The One with Archie in the Cool Tub

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week. I am struggling to figure out what exactly is happening in Archie Goodwin's photo: - Archie is in either the cool tub or the hot tub - Two members of the team are in the background either A) texting B) tweeting or C) drinking hot chocolate. What do we know? Archie has one serious chest tattoo. I'm a little upset that Nerlens Noel didn't smack that "L" to the floor (or at the very least throw up a three goggle), but I guess that's a sign of true confidence. See you in December, Logan.

Thanks to @nerlensnoel3 for talking w/ the kids at camp! However, I'll be cheering against you soon! @ElleRaiser #L1C4 twitter.com/LoganMurphyIV/…

— Logan Murphy (@LoganMurphyIV) July 25, 2012

The picture is fuzzy, but it appears that Anthony Davis did not have a unibrow as a child:

Young @antdavis23 Lmfao twitter.com/DLamb20/status…

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) July 21, 2012

What a sweet boy. Hey Jon: I waited and no pic. Lies!

Be on the look out for a Kentucky Basketball #tanktuesday pic tomorrow. @jpolson05 "We lift weights and wear tanks"

— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) July 23, 2012

Well this certainly looks promising: Julius Mays must have some weird looking, high-maintenance trophies:

Treat your body like a trophy twitter.com/JMays34/status…

— Julius Mays (@JMays34) July 26, 2012

Cougars of Boston, beware! Sam Malone is on a mission.

Hittin up the Garden for this Aerosmith concert tonight #cougaralert

— Sam Malone (@SamMaloneuk13) July 19, 2012

Yeah, Anthony Davis' life does not suck:

Barcelona! twitter.com/AntDavis23/sta…

— Anthony Davis (@AntDavis23) July 21, 2012

Stupid cardinals:

It's like these birds out here have it out for my car. They always wanna sh*t on it wherever I go. Just got it washed too. #smh

— Patrick Patterson (@pdpatt) July 21, 2012

Somewhere, Billy Gillispie feels left out:

The 2009 Wildcats coulda been something special haha twitter.com/MarkKrebs12/st…

— Mark Krebs Jr.(@MarkKrebs12) July 25, 2012

Perry Stevenson knows how a bad sandwich artist can ruin your day:

Poor subway dude.. Messing up sandwiches left and right. They put him on the front line and didn't tell him how to use his weapon.

— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) July 26, 2012

The QB competition smack talk has begun!

@Maxwe11uk needs to work in his golf game... especially off the tee

— Patrick Towles (@patty_ice14) July 18, 2012

Sorry ladies, Winston Guy is a taken man now:

I am an engaged man now.

— Winston Guy Jr #27.â„¢ (@WinstonGuyJr21) July 25, 2012

How would you feel if someone was rushing you, Morgan? I just hope you bagged it up.

That awkward moment when your dog is going number 2 on the main st of the neighborhood and he's taking FOREVER.

— Morgan Newton (@monewt12) July 24, 2012

Rex's jeans are like the opposite of a mullet: business on the bottom, party up top!

WHY NOT ME!?!?

— Randall Cobb (@rcobb18) July 25, 2012

Randall, I ask myself that in relation to you all the time. Cute baby related to Jorts? Check. Smashed ice cream? Check. Yup...#TweetThatMakesYouGoAww In this week's "Bookie Tweet of the Week," Bookie teaches us that when all else fails, get in bed and order Wing Zone:

I'm in the bed coolin, damn I ain't get no texts in a min.. #Weak 👎 so I'll just order Wing Zone and fall asleep on the move I 👀..

— Bookie aka Flya â„¢103 (@bookie3_FLYA) July 26, 2012

"Hey Wing Zone, I'd like to make an order for deli--" Oh, sorry. Until next time, RT plz?