Tweet Beat: The One with Archie in the Cool Tub

Mrs. Tyler Thompsonabout 9 years

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As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week. I am struggling to figure out what exactly is happening in Archie Goodwin's photo: - Archie is in either the cool tub or the hot tub - Two members of the team are in the background either A) texting B) tweeting or C) drinking hot chocolate. What do we know? Archie has one serious chest tattoo. I'm a little upset that Nerlens Noel didn't smack that "L" to the floor (or at the very least throw up a three goggle), but I guess that's a sign of true confidence. See you in December, Logan. The picture is fuzzy, but it appears that Anthony Davis did not have a unibrow as a child: What a sweet boy. Hey Jon: I waited and no pic. Lies! Well this certainly looks promising: Julius Mays must have some weird looking, high-maintenance trophies: Cougars of Boston, beware! Sam Malone is on a mission. Yeah, Anthony Davis' life does not suck: Stupid cardinals: Somewhere, Billy Gillispie feels left out: Perry Stevenson knows how a bad sandwich artist can ruin your day: The QB competition smack talk has begun! Sorry ladies, Winston Guy is a taken man now: How would you feel if someone was rushing you, Morgan? I just hope you bagged it up. Rex's jeans are like the opposite of a mullet: business on the bottom, party up top! Randall, I ask myself that in relation to you all the time. Cute baby related to Jorts? Check. Smashed ice cream? Check. Yup...#TweetThatMakesYouGoAww In this week's "Bookie Tweet of the Week," Bookie teaches us that when all else fails, get in bed and order Wing Zone: "Hey Wing Zone, I'd like to make an order for deli--" Oh, sorry. Until next time, RT plz?

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2021-09-24