Cougars of Boston, beware! Sam Malone is on a mission.
Treat your body like a trophy twitter.com/JMays34/status…— Julius Mays (@JMays34) July 26, 2012
Yeah, Anthony Davis' life does not suck:
Hittin up the Garden for this Aerosmith concert tonight #cougaralert— Sam Malone (@SamMaloneuk13) July 19, 2012
Barcelona! twitter.com/AntDavis23/sta…— Anthony Davis (@AntDavis23) July 21, 2012
Somewhere, Billy Gillispie feels left out:
It's like these birds out here have it out for my car. They always wanna sh*t on it wherever I go. Just got it washed too. #smh— Patrick Patterson (@pdpatt) July 21, 2012
Perry Stevenson knows how a bad sandwich artist can ruin your day:
The 2009 Wildcats coulda been something special haha twitter.com/MarkKrebs12/st…— Mark Krebs Jr.(@MarkKrebs12) July 25, 2012
The QB competition smack talk has begun!
Poor subway dude.. Messing up sandwiches left and right. They put him on the front line and didn't tell him how to use his weapon.— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) July 26, 2012
Sorry ladies, Winston Guy is a taken man now:
@Maxwe11uk needs to work in his golf game... especially off the tee— Patrick Towles (@patty_ice14) July 18, 2012
How would you feel if someone was rushing you, Morgan? I just hope you bagged it up.
I am an engaged man now.— Winston Guy Jr #27.â„¢ (@WinstonGuyJr21) July 25, 2012
Rex's jeans are like the opposite of a mullet: business on the bottom, party up top!
That awkward moment when your dog is going number 2 on the main st of the neighborhood and he's taking FOREVER.— Morgan Newton (@monewt12) July 24, 2012
Randall, I ask myself that in relation to you all the time. Cute baby related to Jorts? Check. Smashed ice cream? Check. Yup...#TweetThatMakesYouGoAww In this week's "Bookie Tweet of the Week," Bookie teaches us that when all else fails, get in bed and order Wing Zone:
WHY NOT ME!?!?— Randall Cobb (@rcobb18) July 25, 2012
"Hey Wing Zone, I'd like to make an order for deli--" Oh, sorry. Until next time, RT plz?
I'm in the bed coolin, damn I ain't get no texts in a min.. #Weak ðŸ‘Ž so I'll just order Wing Zone and fall asleep on the move I ðŸ‘€..— Bookie aka Flya â„¢103 (@bookie3_FLYA) July 26, 2012