Sam Malone: You've rocked that look before, at the National Championship. Don't you know by now never to repeat an outfit?? Kyle Wiltjer: I appreciate the effort to jazz it up with the argyle (although, you could argue it's skewing a little Carolina...), but with the tie, I fear it's a bit much. MKG: You can do no wrong. Jarrod Polson: Sigh. I love you, but straighten up that tie. Yes, this may just be the Catspy's and you're going for that chill boy band nostalgia look, but...just...no. Brian Long: Goodness, you are skinny. The jeans are a tad too casual, but you make up for it with some Eloy-esque posture. Twany Beckham: I dig it, although it could be a little too casual for an awards show. I really hope for your sake those are actual glasses, and not fake glasses that people wear to make themselves look smarter. Darius Miller: Love it, but you're looking a little like a waiter, in which case, I'll take another glass of Pinot, please. Anthony Davis: Bravo, sir. The tailoring is impeccable, no small feat for a man your size, and the tie/shirt color combination is sublime. That is a suit the number one pick in the NBA Draft would wear. #bestdressed Okay, WTF is Ashley Judd growing?! Are those birds??
The catspy crew twitter.com/jpolson05/stat…— Jarrod Polson (@jpolson05) April 24, 2012
Aaron Boyd approves of Ryan's new 'do:
@NerlensNoel3 yo I don't know about all that lol I slick had a little box one time.— Alex Poythress (@AlexTheGreat22) April 24, 2012
Even Stevie Johnson's kid is rocking the flat top: #teamflattop I guess I shouldn't invite Doron Lamb to our pig roast this summer? Yet, he has no problem devouring bacon and sausage? #confused Complain about the players charging for 8"x10" signed pictures all you want, but MKG didn't have to do this:
ryan harrow is the new lil penny.— Aaron Boydâ„¢ (@Oh_Boyd) April 24, 2012
Sigh...are you sure we can't keep him? This quilt is amazing. Well done, lady. Somebody's cranky:
I'll be in Etown Saturday April 27th at Towne Mall from 1130-130. First 100 uniformed soldiers receive free signed 8x10— Mike Kidd-Gilchrist (@MikeGillie14) April 25, 2012
Please tell me Blazer Market is a market full of blazers. #newsuits!
@kwiltj u really think anyone cares? Like do u think people woke up this morning and wanted to hear about your classes? Kyle get over urself— Sam Malone (@SamMaloneuk13) April 26, 2012
Okay, apparently not, according to this picture from Kyle Wiltjer: Blazers would have been much cooler. Just sayin'. OH! So this is why Brian Long wore jeans to the Catspy's...
Walked into Blazer Market with 587 flex dollars. Let's see hop much I can spend.... @jpolson05 anyone who wants something come thru— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) April 25, 2012
Maybe Brandon Weems should take him shopping, since hes continues to be one of the best dressed men in the business. Watch out, Chip Cosby! Anthony Davis threw out the first pitch at the UK baseball game this past weekend and enjoyed it so much he's thinking about a career change:
I don't own a single pair of dress pants...— Brian Long (@BrianLong32) April 23, 2012
Something tells me this is one of the tamer photos from Josh Hopkins and Rex Chapman's night: Why do I say that? This:
I felt like a Natural out on the mound today. Maybe I should drop basketball and pursue a career in baseball... What does everyone think?— Anthony Davis (@AntDavis23) April 22, 2012
Hey Magic fans: Daniel Orton is sorry.
Whoever invented masturbation, I want to shake his ha... err... Thank a lot.— Josh Hopkins (@MrJoshHopkins) April 20, 2012
Maybe Mark Krebs' psyche is telling him to be a security guard? Just don't eat Michelangelo's pizza, bro.
Gotta apologize to the fans and my teammates. Ive failed in everything that was asked of me the past two games Im extremely sorry. Love yall— Daniel Orton (@danielorton21) April 23, 2012
As soon as I saw Ron Mercer admit he watches the Oxygen channel, I had to look "Snapped" up...turns out it's about female serial killers. It would have been much funnier if it were actually about sassy women snapping and "mhmm"ing, like I imagined in my head.
Had a dream last night that I was with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but they asked me to stay back and guard their stuff??? Wtf is that?— Mark Krebs Jr.(@MarkKrebs12) April 23, 2012
Watching SNAPPED on the oxygen channel. Fellas better watch out— Ron Mercer (@rmercer33) April 22, 2012
There's nothing I love more than an awkward moment, so thank you, Jeremy Jarmon, for sharing:
Ok so I'm in traffic and the new report is that a gaggle of geese are the problem??? For 30 mins? Holy sh*t.— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 25, 2012
Anyone wanna take bets on which flavor it was? Really, Morgan Newton?
Awkward moment explaining why 1 flavor remains(complete) in the carton of neopolitan ice cream.— Jeremy Jarmon (@DoubleJJ90) April 21, 2012
This week's "Tweet that Makes You Go 'Aww'" goes to Winston Guy, who is hoping to hear some good news in the NFL draft over the next few days. His motivation?
If y'all aren't watching abc family right now, not sure we can be cool. #justsayin— Morgan Newton (@monewt12) April 14, 2012
Awh. Just stop it. BOOKIE ALERT! Bookie would now like to be known as "bookie3_flya," not "bookie3_ymcmb" now, thank you very much. Why?
The things I have to do to take care of this lil beautiful man right here. twitter.com/WinstonGuyJr21…— Winston Guy Jr.â„¢ (@WinstonGuyJr21) April 22, 2012
FLYA later. Until then, RT plz?
Why must I be FLYA like I be? Ohh Yeah i forgot I'm Kid FLYA MAN but anyway I'm bout swap out my Gucci and put that burberry back on,,FLYA— Bookie aka Flya (@bookie3_FLYA) April 22, 2012