Tweet Beat: 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

by:Mrs. Tyler Thompson•04/26/12•

@MrsTylerKSR

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week. Time to play Catspy's Fashion Police! Sam Malone: You've rocked that look before, at the National Championship. Don't you know by now never to repeat an outfit?? Kyle Wiltjer: I appreciate the effort to jazz it up with the argyle (although, you could argue it's skewing a little Carolina...), but with the tie, I fear it's a bit much. MKG: You can do no wrong. Jarrod Polson: Sigh. I love you, but straighten up that tie. Yes, this may just be the Catspy's and you're going for that chill boy band nostalgia look, but...just...no. Brian Long: Goodness, you are skinny. The jeans are a tad too casual, but you make up for it with some Eloy-esque posture. Twany Beckham: I dig it, although it could be a little too casual for an awards show. I really hope for your sake those are actual glasses, and not fake glasses that people wear to make themselves look smarter. Darius Miller: Love it, but you're looking a little like a waiter, in which case, I'll take another glass of Pinot, please. Anthony Davis: Bravo, sir. The tailoring is impeccable, no small feat for a man your size, and the tie/shirt color combination is sublime. That is a suit the number one pick in the NBA Draft would wear. #bestdressed Okay, WTF is Ashley Judd growing?! Are those birds?? Hey, it's your lucky day! "Teach Me Bout Kentucky" is now on iTunes!! Nerlens Noel is already a fan favorite, and he hasn't even arrived on campus yet. Similiarly, the flat top is a Big Blue Nation sensation, reaching "meme" status with "Where in the World is Nerlens Noel's flat top" photoshops taking over the web. Here are some of Nerlens' favorites, which he retweeted this week: After Nerlens tweeted a picture of Ryan Harrow's new "Gumby flat top," he tried to get Alex Poythress on the flat top train as well...sadly, Alex said no, but maybe hairdo history will repeat itself? Aaron Boyd approves of Ryan's new 'do: Even Stevie Johnson's kid is rocking the flat top: #teamflattop I guess I shouldn't invite Doron Lamb to our pig roast this summer? Yet, he has no problem devouring bacon and sausage? #confused Complain about the players charging for 8"x10" signed pictures all you want, but MKG didn't have to do this: Sigh...are you sure we can't keep him? This quilt is amazing. Well done, lady. Somebody's cranky: Please tell me Blazer Market is a market full of blazers. #newsuits! Okay, apparently not, according to this picture from Kyle Wiltjer: Blazers would have been much cooler. Just sayin'. OH! So this is why Brian Long wore jeans to the Catspy's... Maybe Brandon Weems should take him shopping, since hes continues to be one of the best dressed men in the business. Watch out, Chip Cosby! Anthony Davis threw out the first pitch at the UK baseball game this past weekend and enjoyed it so much he's thinking about a career change: Something tells me this is one of the tamer photos from Josh Hopkins and Rex Chapman's night: Why do I say that? This: Hey Magic fans: Daniel Orton is sorry. Maybe Mark Krebs' psyche is telling him to be a security guard? Just don't eat Michelangelo's pizza, bro. As soon as I saw Ron Mercer admit he watches the Oxygen channel, I had to look "Snapped" up...turns out it's about female serial killers. It would have been much funnier if it were actually about sassy women snapping and "mhmm"ing, like I imagined in my head. #kentuckytrafficproblems There's nothing I love more than an awkward moment, so thank you, Jeremy Jarmon, for sharing: Anyone wanna take bets on which flavor it was? Really, Morgan Newton? This week's "Tweet that Makes You Go 'Aww'" goes to Winston Guy, who is hoping to hear some good news in the NFL draft over the next few days. His motivation? Awh. Just stop it. BOOKIE ALERT! Bookie would now like to be known as "bookie3_flya," not "bookie3_ymcmb" now, thank you very much. Why? FLYA later. Until then, RT plz?

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