Tweet Beat: Don't sleep or Doron Lamb will shoot (a picture of you)
Don't go to sleep around me Lmfao twitter.com/DLamb20/status…
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) August 17, 2012
Lmfao get up twitter.com/DLamb20/status…
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) August 21, 2012
Lmfao twitter.com/DLamb20/status…
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) August 21, 2012
Jon Hood has the secret to identifying freshmen on campus:Lmfao got u twitter.com/DLamb20/status…
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) August 21, 2012
Looks like Willie Cauley-Stein got his first taste of jersey chasers this week:How to tell a freshie from an upper class men...lanyards....
— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) August 23, 2012@kdaniel17
Who really convinced Nerlens to get the "UK" shaved back into his flat top? Why, the flat top itself, who, by the way, has an awesome Twitter account:Literally seen it all tonight
— ☆WillieCauleyStein☆ (@WCS15timefor9) August 21, 2012#wowcollegeiscrazy
The new Wildcat Lodge brings out the best in everyone, including the kitchen staff. Smoothies!!Thanks to
— Nerlens Noel (@NerlensNoel3) August 22, 2012@noelsflattop for convincing me to getthe 'UK' back in my haircut this early
Somebody's got a recipe for a fun Saturday night!The lodge dinner staff has stepped up their game
— Jarrod Polson (@jpolson05) August 22, 2012#tropicaldranks#madetoordermenus twitter.com/jpolson05/stat…
Alex Poythress probably didn't anticipate the number of tweets he'd get in response to this picture about his leg hair: WCS titled this piece of art "Giant Electric Toothbrush": Now THIS is what I want to see! Sam Malone and Jon Hood fighting over which is better, oceans or lakes!! #lakehairdontcare #saltdoesabodygoodSo happy with my purchase! twitter.com/hoodyhood4/sta…
— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) August 20, 2012
Point Polson:— Sam Malone (@SamMaloneuk13) August 18, 2012
@hoodyhood4 ocean is way better than lakes son
Maybe Josh should visit Nerlens' barber?— Jarrod Polson (@jpolson05) August 16, 2012
@kwiltj aw man that sounds awfully terrible Kyle. I hope you made it through the day alright
Sometimes I forget LaRod King is a father. Tweets like this remind me:I need to find a good barber shop in lex. I'm tired of getting messed up haircuts lol
— Josh Clemons (@J_Clem20) August 22, 2012
As someone who doesn't have kids (and doesn't plan to for a while), here's a question for parents: are giant baby poops that fascinating? Because seriously, that's all you guys tweet about sometimes. Stevie Johnson has some very useful advice heading into football season:Me and
— La'Rod King (@Kingof_UK) August 19, 2012@queenof_uk just changed the most loaded diaper I have ever seen!!! The stuff that comes out of this kid lol
Apparently the entire offensive line is growing beards, a pact brought into light by Zach West's tweet earlier this week:Polite way to make Company STFU while you're Watching TV: (Begin Turning Up the Volume on Them Mid Conversation.)
— Stevie Johnson (@StevieJohnson13) August 22, 2012
Facial hair or no?
— Zach West (@ztfwest75) August 18, 2012
You know what they say: grow beards together, go to a bowl game.— Zach West (@ztfwest75) August 18, 2012
@matt_smith69 woah woah I meant permanently dang I already told ya I was keeping it
EXACTLY. Huh?Why are y'all mad that shoes cost 300. Don't buy them.
— Corey M. Peters (@CoreyPeters91) August 22, 2012
#ohboyd Bah! Turkish toilet!!!m.t.g.t.m.a
— Aaron Boydâ„¢ (@Oh_Boyd) August 22, 2012#mamatheregoesthatmanagain
Looks like Chuck Hayes and Patrick Towles' mother had similar experiences this week:— Patrick Patterson (@pdpatt) August 17, 2012
#uhmmm?#1or2#worstsmell twitter.com/pdpatt/status/…
Some kid in my sons karate class, just asked my son "is that your brother" and pointed at me, BEST COMPLIMENT IN THE WORLD haha
— chuck hayes (@c_hayes44) August 17, 2012
Now's your chance, Jon Hood...that moment when somebody at Walmart tells my momthat she looks way too young to be the mother of me and my sister
— Patrick Towles (@patty_ice14) August 18, 2012#priceless
Considering he mostly tweets stuff about his charity and photo ops, I was shocked to see this tweet from Rajon Rondo.I wanna go to the lake ! 🚤
— keYLa(@KeylaSnowden) August 18, 2012
I'll have what he's having. Wayne Turner could teach Anthony Davis a thing or two about dressing for a team dinner: Perry Stevenson sees your insult, is not impressed.Damn!!!I just had the best MUTHA... Phuckin... Sandwich... Ever!At
— Rajon Rondo (@RajonRondo) August 19, 2012#WaffleHouse!!!
Hear that, Jeff Goodman? Hey, 3/4 is better than no fourths.This lady just said.. B-I-C-T-H. U gotta learn to spell if u wanna insult ppl.
— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) August 20, 2012
Derek Anderson is so offended by kids these days that he's ready to open "The Derek Anderson Center for Kids Who Can't Behave Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too." Here's the class schedule for the fall semester:"Yes. And 3/4's of a
— Rex Chapman (@rexchapman) August 22, 2012#bj , but who's counting!?"
Child in pink that may or may not be related to Doron Lamb doing three goggles? Yep, that's a "Tweet That Makes You Go Aww":I'm voting for new CLASSES: Manners 101. Common Sense 102 Respect yourself 103. Don't be a Jerk 104. Get A Trade 105. Pray is the Final exam
— Derek L. Anderson(@DerekLAnderson) August 21, 2012
As is this shot of baby Jodie Meeks in what appears to be a boy scout uniform holding a basketball: Bookie had a busy week! He posted a childhood picture... ...Talked to his cousin who just got out of jail...Cute twitter.com/DLamb20/status…
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) August 23, 2012
...and--watch out--he may be "catching feelings"!Cousin outta jail felt good 2 talk to em.. Good hear he still rockin wit the goons, he actin like he ain't want me to get off phone a some.
— Bookie aka Flya â„¢103 (@bookie3_FLYA) August 20, 2012
Until next week, RT plz?Man Idk wat it is, I hope bookie ain't catching feelings.. But I told that girl already dat she the reason why I do..
— Bookie aka Flya â„¢103 (@bookie3_FLYA) August 17, 2012
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