Derek's not going easy on the campers, either. Hope you do your stretches, Matt.
1:45 and I'm done!!! Haha twitter.com/DerekLAnderson…— Derek L. Anderson(@DerekLAnderson) September 13, 2012
This needs to be in a frame somewhere: As does this: (BTW, the photos coming out of this weekend will be epic. Tweet Beat is shivering in anticipation.) Odds Prairie Dog throws up three goggles on Saturday?
Oh make no mistake it's a charity but I came to WIN!!! Lol. So campers and players..... Bring It!!!!— Derek L. Anderson(@DerekLAnderson) September 12, 2012
Good to see the youngins giving respect where it's due: Also, what is that? A painting? A blanket? More importantly, where can I get one? It's official: Willie Cauley-Stein has taken over the role of emo-tweeting from Ryan Harrow.
The Alumni game is gonna be awesome. Im hoping to get up my 3 goggles. I've always wanted to in Rupp.— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) September 10, 2012
His sad tweet didn't Sam Malone from going grammar police on him:
That song that she plays all the time! And u hate it so much! But when ur apart and that song plays just makes u miss her so much #sadtweet— â˜†TheFr3shPrinc3â˜† (@WCS15timefor9) September 9, 2012
Not to nitpick like a KSR commenter, but it should be "too" as well. Who knew Sam Malone was a pool shark? Perry Stevenson is still planning on writing that Billy G. tell-all:
Our? Hahaha wow"@wcs15timefor9: Are defense is to nice"— Sam Malone (@SamMaloneuk13) September 9, 2012
Real smooth, Smooth:
I think the #BBN is gonna love this book. Definitely gonna have some "interesting" stories lol— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) September 12, 2012
Next up on Enes Kanter's agenda? Learning how to samba.
Nothing better than when I lock eyes with a gorgeous lady! Almost like we are thinking the same thing... (My Next Ex) Lol— Ramel Smooth Bradley (@dreamsmooth) September 12, 2012
Enes, you can come with me to Zumba anytime. But, please don't wear this shirt:
I wanna give a shout out to my new Latin Dance teacher Sandra, She is awesome ;) twitter.com/Enes_Kanter/st…— Enes Kanter (@Enes_Kanter) September 12, 2012
Seriously starting to worry he's becoming the Borat of the NBA. In case you've been keeping a list of things harder than a Tubby Smith practice, Erik Daniels has a suggestion:
Why so serious. Loving the Venice Beach!!! twitter.com/Enes_Kanter/st…— Enes Kanter (@Enes_Kanter) September 9, 2012
Doron, pretty sure Chad Johnson's looked dumb for quite some time now.
Playing outside with the kids is harder than a Tubby Smith practice! Ready for bed now.— Erik Daniels (@danielserik) September 12, 2012
Who would dare stab Jorts in the back?!
This is why you never get a tattoos of a girl Lmfao he look dumb now twitter.com/DLamb20/status…— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 11, 2012
If you mess with Jorts, you mess with the BBN. When #TeamNoSleep becomes dangerous:
Never thought I'd see the day when my "befriend" would be a back stabber! Choose your friends wisely! #FunnyHowPeopleChange— Josh Harrellson (@BigJorts55) September 9, 2012
Not only is Bud Dupree a beast on the field, but he's also fuel efficient:
Just fell asleep while at a red light. #problems— Patrick Patterson (@pdpatt) September 7, 2012
Well done, sir. I really, really hope that's a real buffalo and not a statue: One of the things the kids were doing on Twitter this week was calling people out on being "basic." I am old, so I looked up "basic" on ye olde urbandictionary.com and found this definition:
$2 fill da scooter up and I ride for a week— Bud Dupree (@Bud_Dupree2) September 13, 2012
Likened to children, a 'basic' is a term used to describe someone with attributes of idiocy, foolishness and child-like behaviour. A 'basic' commonly has little to no intelligence, and struggles to break social barriers. A 'basic' often reverts to exaggeration and deceit to over come these social barriers and gain a mild sense of acceptance within his/her friendship circles.According to La'Rod King, you are basic if:
#YouAreBasicIf you still take bathroom pics with the duck face .. Stop the madness!!— La'Rod King (@Kingof_UK) September 12, 2012
#YouAreBasicIf you rock a pony tail with no pony tail lol— La'Rod King (@Kingof_UK) September 12, 2012
Well, that's just poor budgeting. Before you put the following tweet on an inspirational poster, Morgan Newton wants to point out that he actually just wants to eat some food:
#YouAreBasicIf you have enough money 2 buy some shoes but can't pay your phone bill or rent or electric or water or cable you get the gist— La'Rod King (@Kingof_UK) September 12, 2012
Hungriest ive been in years— Morgan Newton (@monewt12) September 12, 2012
Yes, Max Smith, that's shady.
Like food hungry. Haven't eaten all day— Morgan Newton (@monewt12) September 12, 2012
Life's pretty good for Oh_Boyd right now. After a career game, he gave the BBN a shoutout for their support:
Just got offered 400 thread count sheets. BRAND NEW for only $15 but it was out of the back of a car. Shady?— Matt Smith (@Matt_Smith69) September 7, 2012
And later, enjoyed the perks of his new stardom:
I want to thank every single one of you for your gratitude...words cannot explain how grateful I am.— Aaron Boyd (@Oh_Boyd) September 10, 2012
But just when you were ready to declare his Twitter account squeaky clean and therefore boring, he tweets this classic Oh_Boyd line:
shoutout to #Nina for the massage this morning.— Aaron Boyd (@Oh_Boyd) September 10, 2012
In between golfing and reunions with old friends, Papa Brooks took it old school with this classic tomato tweet:
"and my haters...let em watch".— Aaron Boyd (@Oh_Boyd) September 10, 2012
I had to break out the iPhone to decipher this Bookie Tweet of the Week: Is Bookie writing a ghetto soap opera? Until next time, RT plz?
We are eating some great fresh tomatoes from our garden. Nothing better then vine ripe from your own garden.— Rich Brooks (@UKcoachbrooks) September 9, 2012