Tweet Beat: Is Willie a hippie or a hipster?

by:Mrs. Tyler Thompson•05/09/13•

@MrsTylerKSR

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week. I go back and forth trying to decide whether or not Willie Cauley-Stein is a hippie or a hipster. And yes, the two are very different things. Hippies love nature and tie dye, whereas hipsters love ironic t-shirts and suspenders. Both groups love hummus and hate showering. These makes me think Willie's a hippie: But this screams hipster: Maybe he's just Willie. Hmm...anyone want to guess what Tod Lanter's talking about? Is he tired of waiting for Andrew Wiggins and Drew Barker's decisions, too? Archie Goodwin's Vines still crack me up. Alex Poythress is like your friend who is about three months behind on everything, and you love them anyways. (It's okay, Alex. I'm pretty much that friend to everyone. How bout that "House of Cards"!!) No joke it's your favorite show, Walter. You tweet about it more than Doron Lamb tweets about socks. (On that note, I'm beginning to think Doron Lamb was told to scale back on his tweeting. He hasn't had an original, Doron Lamb-esque tweet in over a month and a half.) Twany Beckham is back on Oreo nightcaps...all is good with the world, again. Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 2.40.33 PM Were all those fruit and water nightcaps an attempt to slim down for graduation? If so, let it slide, Twany...let it slide. Kyle Wiltjer and one of the many reasons he decided to stay at UK: Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 2.45.46 PM (The girl, not Disneyland) WHY YOU GOTTA BE CRUEL LIKE THAT, KYLE? YOU KNOW WE AIN'T GOT IN-N-OUT. I would consider it an odd day at Wal-Mart if I didn't see someone dressed in sandals and Mountain Dew pajama pants. I am so happy Perry Stevenson tweeted about this: Does anyone have the inside scoop on why Eddie Montgomery's steakhouse closed? It seems pretty fishy, and my Danville sources don't know anything other than it was very sudden and Eddie and his wife were divorced. Call me crazy, but maybe it's just because it was in the middle of nowhere? Morgan Newton and Matt Smith have a great idea to put UK at the top of the SEC in facilities: Make it happen, Mitch. Kelly Melton had a big week. First, a trip to the Derby with Nerlens Noel, and on Tuesday, a visit from Jalen Whitlow and Max Strong: First thought when I saw this: why wouldn't DeMarcus Cousins be eating a giant thing of cotton candy? Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 4.20.40 PM Keep this between you and me, DeMarcus, but I thought that was cute. #TweetThatMakesYouGoAww TWEET OF THE WEEK: Papa Brooks Like Papa would half-ass anything. Until next time, RT plz?

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