Tweet Beat: #LouisvilleHateDay

@MrsTylerKSR

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week. Sadly, Louisville Hate Day is coming to an end. This year's may have been the best yet, with #LouisvilleHateDay trending nationally and an epic slate of posts throughout the day. The only thing missing? You. To make sure your voice is part of this blessed holiday, I compiled the best #LouisvilleHateDay tweets from the past twenty-four hours for a special edition of Tweet Beat. KSR, this one's for you. The top tweet of the day has to go to J-Lo himself, an avid KSR reader and listener whose tweet left the Card Nation grasping for a comeback:

To all my UL fans yes I'm fat and can't play QB UT I do have one of these. Haha. #louisvillehateday twitter.com/JaredLorenzen2…
— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) August 30, 2012

Former Cat A.J. Nance couldn't resist chiming in, tweeting this picture of himself and Randall Cobb holding up the Governor's Cup trophy:

And more fun insults:

Real talk. That L1C4 is trash. Louisville yall cant really like that can you??? Be honest that sound like Battleship game #louisvillehateday
— AJ NANCE (@Mr_Nance47) August 30, 2012

The rest of you were funny:

Jersey shore cancelled. Where will Louisville fans get "high fashion" advice #louisvillehateday
— NotJimmyDykes (@NotJimmyDykes) August 30, 2012

I pledge allegiance, to the bag, that contains my bottle of Crown Royal, & to the Black & Mild in my left hand... #LouisvilleHateDay
— Kevin Jones (@HumanKevinJones) August 30, 2012

Reashon we shtill have trough urinals at Commonwealth? Can't trust Louisville fans to sit the right way on toilet sheats #LouisvilleHateDay
— Fake Lou Holtz (@FakeLouHoltzKSR) August 30, 2012

Your sports marketing campaign looks like someone sat on their cell phone #LouisvilleHateDay
— Rett English (@RettEnglish) August 30, 2012

A little random:

I'd rather run naked backwards through a cornfield with headphones glued in playing Rick Ashley than be a Louisville fan #LouisvilleHateDay
— lloyd smith (@lloydsmith23) August 30, 2012

Ok. Lea from the dentist can kiss my ass. #LouisvilleHateDay
— Michelle Evans (@mlevan3) August 30, 2012

You shared your own disturbing Louisville fan pictures:

#LouisvilleHateDay twitter.com/tee_lee1641/st…
— Tyler Lee (@tee_lee1641) August 30, 2012

In front of me at red box...I'm sorry I just had to, it was too perfect. #louisvillehateday #flatbill #picturesaysitall twitter.com/darcyadams/sta…
— Darcy Adams (@darcyadams) August 30, 2012

Your "We Beat Louisville" pics:

#LouisvilleHateDay Victory Cigar on Bourbon Street after winning the title. twitter.com/WindyCityCatFa…
— UKCATS (@WindyCityCatFan) August 30, 2012

#LouisvilleHateDay destroyed a potential romance:

Good conversation in the elevator with a cute guy then he said he was a Louisville fan and we both agreed not to talk. #LouisvilleHateDay
— grace sneed (@gracesneed33) August 30, 2012

It inspired people's moms to get their tweet on:

After reading @kysportsradio I didn't think my day could get better. Then I saw my mom @handholl tweeted with #LouisvilleHateDay 31x today.
— Jennifer (@jeni4uk) August 30, 2012

The rest of the nation picked up on the Black n' Mild scent:

Tomorrow is #LouisvilleHateDay - Why? Because even Bobby Petrino was too classy for these fans. #BBN twitter.com/SDS/status/241…
— Saturday Down South (@SDS) August 30, 2012

Even Turley Curd got in on the fun!