Tweet Beat: Oh_Boyd goes to Europe
As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.
I knew when Aaron Boyd tweeted that he was going to Europe last week that it would result in Tweet Beat gold. I was right. Ladies and gentlemen…Oh_Boyd’s Eurotrip:
Rolling the dice, making the euros:
european money twitter.com/Oh_Boyd/status…
— Aaron Boydâ„¢ (@Oh_Boyd) May 11, 2012
Using that sexy Lexington accent on the ladies:
I met a girl by the name of Aphrodite…end of story.
— Aaron Boydâ„¢ (@Oh_Boyd) May 12, 2012
Making memories:
stories to tell.
— Aaron Boydâ„¢ (@Oh_Boyd) May 16, 2012
Solving the Eurozone crisis:
Just went to the U.S. Embassy to discuss leadership with diplomats. Great connection!
— Aaron Boydâ„¢ (@Oh_Boyd) May 16, 2012
Romancing more fancy foreign ladies:
table full of girls and they barley speaking English>
— Aaron Boydâ„¢ (@Oh_Boyd) May 16, 2012
Who knew our Oh_Boyd would be a Casanova across the pond? Can we keep him there all summer, please?
Doron, just flash ’em the three goggles. Then they’ll know.
Ppl looking at me and my mom funny cuz we in first class lol
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) May 16, 2012
Okay, so Anthony Davis‘ wingspan is half of an actual airplane wing (albeit, a small one)?! That has to be some kind of record:
“@Willmartin4: Red Bull Gives You Wings …. @AntDavis23 twitter.com/Willmartin4/st…”
— Anthony Davis (@AntDavis23) May 14, 2012
Look at what you’ve done, Nerlens Noel. Defensive lineman Patrick Graffree tweeted this picture earlier today:
My haircut is nasty! #BBN this for you!!!!!!!!!!!? #WeAreUK twitter.com/PGraffree_UK52…
— ★GRAFFREE 52★ (@PGraffree_UK52) May 17, 2012
Nerlens says you can’t replicate an original, boiii:
@PGraffree_UK52 haa u cant be better than the originator young boii
— Nerlens Noel (@NerlensNoel3) May 17, 2012
Burr. #nerlensknows
Nothing says badass like a game of wiffleball in the backyard:
Getting this wiffle ball game in. @Sdon3gan7 @DylanD0n3gan twitter.com/BrianLong32/st…
— Brian Long (@BrianLong32) May 16, 2012
Alex Poythress‘ prom outfit bodes well for his chances in next year’s Catspy’s Fashion Police. Some may not like the sneakers with the tux, but I think it gives it some character:
The pose is all kinds of awesome, too. Work it, Poy.
You’re welcome, Julius:
Big S/O to #BBN for all the love
— Julius Mays (@JMays34) May 17, 2012
#lafamilia
Okay, I may give Jon Hood a hard time every now and then, but this is great:
It’s been a long one for me and the pup. twitter.com/hoodyhood4/sta…
— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) May 11, 2012
Cute dog.
Finally, the identity of the lemon-head boy has been revealed!
“@EBled24: @MarkKrebs12 appreciate that krebby” you ballin hard ole Lil lemon head lookin boy haha
— Mark Krebs Jr.(@MarkKrebs12) May 12, 2012
Sigh. I had really hoped Keyla Snowden was above these meant-to-be-sexy-but-actually-kind-of-creepy self twitpics.
Oh well. Cute dog.
That’s it, Perry Stevenson is a Tweet Beat MVP, well on his way to achieving Hall of Fame status:
Off days explained… #WhatIThinkWillHappen I’m going to do a bunch of stuff around the apt today! #WhatActuallyHappens Dude I napped all day.
— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) May 14, 2012
Memories…
@DerekLAnderson I have this one in my office at home. twitter.com/rmercer33/stat…
— Ron Mercer (@rmercer33) May 12, 2012
I want this t-shirt, Josh Hopkins. I know you’re reading:
Also, cute dog.
Whoa, #TMItweet!
Craziest thing I’ve heard n a while. “I fart when I don’t wear panties to bed.” really???
— Ravi (@ravimoss) May 14, 2012
Right, Chuck Hayes and Kristen Pflum?
@c_hayes44 @ravimoss oh I know he’s not talkin bout this prim n proper angel over here.
— Kristen Pflum (@KristenPflum) May 14, 2012
Holy crap, Jorts has a twin:
I love typos:
Where all my pees at tonight? Looking to get out and can’t find anyone.
— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) May 12, 2012
That’s an unfortunate typo.RT @E_Vargas30 In pukeville for the night what up?
— Tyler Thompson (@MsTylerKSR) May 14, 2012
You can’t hide from me, Eloy!
Brandon Weems gave LeBron James a helping hand with his MVP trophies, which are so big you could do arm curls with them:
Actually, can I borrow those for the next week? I need to do some last minute upper arm toning before next Sunday…
Looks like Maxwell Smith and Josh Clemons are about to be roomies!
My living situation for LEX is set! @J_Clem20 👌
— Maxwell Smith (@Maxwe11uk) May 11, 2012
Jacob Tamme obviously thinks very highly of the Indiana DMV:
Attention all states: Go to Indiana and see how they do their Bureau of Motor Vehicles. Do yours this way too. Thank you.
— Jacob Tamme (@JacobTamme) May 14, 2012
Ashley Judd had a tough week. Her TV show, “Missing,” wasn’t picked up for a second season and then, her beloved rescue dog, Walter, passed away. Props to Ashley for making Walter’s final days as beautiful as possible:
I slept okay but there is no sleep as sweet at my precious nights with #Walter: twitter.com/AshleyJudd/sta…
— ashley judd (@AshleyJudd) May 12, 2012
Randall Cobb has an important question:
Can u get a DUI on a mountain bike??
— Randall Cobb (@rcobb18) May 12, 2012
Before you clutch your pearls and worry that our dear Golden Eyes has been corrupted, it’s okay:
I ask cause I just passed a guy with a case of Coors in his lap drinking one while steering….
— Randall Cobb (@rcobb18) May 12, 2012
This week’s “Tweet that Makes You Go ‘Aww'” goes to Nazr Mohammad, whose niece and nephew are hyped about the Thunder…I wish I could bottle that little girl’s energy:
What did I get from the “Bookie Tweet of the Week”? Apparently, Louis Vuitton makes hand towels.
Until next time, RT plz?
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