Tweet Beat: Sodium-free
What's inside??We received two great packages today in the men's basketball office. twitter.com/UKCoachCalipar…
— John Calipari (@UKCoachCalipari) April 19, 2012
Beautiful, but does anyone else find it odd that they had to put it together themselves? Only in Kentucky:We received an NLI from @NerlensNoel3 and our NABC National Championship trophy today. twitter.com/UKCoachCalipar…
— John Calipari (@UKCoachCalipari) April 19, 2012
We'll never forget, MKG.Just got to Hillbilly Days in Pikeville looking forward to meeting all the fans. This is going to to be fun!
— Terrence Jones (@TerrenceJones1) April 19, 2012
Sounds like Kate Upton and John Wall need to do a dance off. Who do you think has the better dougie?If you forget
— Mike Kidd-Gilchrist (@MikeGillie14) April 19, 2012
Before we go past the jump, I'm putting out a Tweet Beat APB out for Ryan Harrow, who apparently has deleted his Twitter account. Harrow has been missing for an unknown number of days, but we will hold a vigil for his return, inside a circle of sneakers and fresh shoelaces. Nerlens Noel may have already committed to the Cats, but that's not stopping him from taking his last "official visit" to the Bluegrass this weekend. Get your flat tops ready, Keeneland!@KateUpton lol naw I think u can beat me
— John Wall (@John_Wall) April 19, 2012
Hey Kyle Tucker: watch your back. Richie Farmer's coming for your Marriot Rewards points!Ill be taking my official visit to Kentucky this weekend
— Nerlens Noel (@NerlensNoel3) April 18, 2012
Remember all those "fat Chuck Hayes" jokes that went around during the lockout? Some people are still making them, much to Chuck's amusement:I have an unhealthy obsession with Marriott points. After a long, agonizing wait, my points have come in from the Final Four. Jackpot!
— Kentucky Sports - CJ (@KyleTucker_CJ) April 19, 2012
I seriously read this tweet while drinking a cup of hot tea. Old lady points for us, Sam!@Y2Jin99 I weigh 76393057292749018274 lbs.
— chuck hayes (@c_hayes44) April 16, 2012
Earlier this week, we pored over every tweet from the players for insight into their decisions. Many of you thought this tweet to Doron Lamb meant he was staying for "One More Year": While the shading is impressive, that picture is still creepy as hell. Will we be seeing Darius Miller as a celebrity bartender at Tin Roof soon?I have been drinking like 5 cups of hot tea a day lately. Im starting to wierd myself out
— Sam Malone (@SamMaloneuk13) April 19, 2012
Best part of the offseason? Jon Hood #laketweets. And if I'm not mistaken, did Hood just admit to using the tanning booth?@uknum1 do you know how to bartend ?
— Moncell Allen(@BigTurt30) April 16, 2012
Hmmm... Josh Hopkins has a mustache. That is all.Small amount of school left in the year... #kneedeepinthewatersomewhere #sittingprettyinsuntancity #toesinthewatertailinthesand #hashtags
— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) April 19, 2012
Ravi Moss knows awkward moments:This guy grew a mustache. twitter.com/CourteneyCox/s…
— Courteney Cox (@CourteneyCox) April 16, 2012
Speaking of Ravi, I guess since he changed his Twitter avi to a pic of him and @KristenPflum, they're official now? As someone who has watched both of them flirt and fight over the Twitter for the past year, I'm glad they're finally Twitfficial. This should be a PSA against drunk texting:#thatawkwardmoment when u catch the person in the next car digging for boogers. Haha. Turned away and tried not too laugh. #didntwork haha.
— Ravi (@ravimoss) April 11, 2012
It warms my heart that while in Minnesota for a game against the Timberwolves, Nazr got a chance to catch up with Tubby Smith:@DrewFranklinKSR what jack ass wrote that?
— Mark Krebs Jr.(@MarkKrebs12) April 10, 2012
No judgment, Prarie:Great night in Minnesota. We got the win and I got a chance to see my college coach Tubby Smith. Great Coach and even better man.
— Nazr Mohammed (@NazrMohammed) April 15, 2012
During the off-season, our boys get bored and tend to get...distracted. Their drama is our gain! I present the newest segment on Tweet Beat: #ladyproblemsThere was a dead bee near my window & when I went to pick it up, my phone buzzed and I dropped it and ran away. #DontJudgeMe
— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) April 17, 2012
Major props to Tweet Beat reader @helitzur for the tip on this deleted tweet by Josh Harrellson, who clearly had some major #ladyproblems last week:I wish a woman would tell me some sh*t like, "I have a 90 day rule so you gotta wait if u want me!" LOL SMH... Fellaz what your response be?
— Ramel Smooth Bradley (@dreamsmooth) April 19, 2012
Hey residents of Denver: chill out. Jacob Tamme is not stealing a car.the jortstache made her do it fam RT @BigJorts55 Well it's time to move on the past is the past! Hope that guy at the bar was worth it!
— Bum Ass Knicks (@bum_ass_knicks) April 13, 2012
Always great when your own key (no keyless) makes the truck alarm sound go off every time you unlock & open the door.
— Jacob Tamme (@JacobTamme) April 18, 2012
Ladies, continue to swoon: Randall Cobb can cook, too.People look at me like I'm stealing the truck. So I feel like I'm stealing it. Heart rate goes up. "Stay calm. Just act normal..."
— Jacob Tamme (@JacobTamme) April 18, 2012
I agree with this, Winston:Salmon in the oven, just sautéed some broccoli, preparing bed of rice for salmon. #ChefBoyRCobb
— Randall Cobb (@rcobb18) April 16, 2012
Is Tim Couch going bald??Who ever drafts me in the 2012 draft next week will have a steal. I promise you that
— Winston Guy Jr.â„¢ (@WinstonGuyJr21) April 19, 2012
The 15-year-old girl in me just cried a little bit. Also, the guy to his left is totally pulling off the "Serious Terrence Jones" look. For my own sake, I hope Josh Clemons was referring to a movie about the early 1900's and not a movie made in the 20th century...because that span is big and would make me feel really, really old:Up one pretty girl! #makersmark @keeneland twitter.com/timcouchtv/sta…
— Tim Couch (@timcouchtv) April 13, 2012
Hey, it's spring football time! Did you know that? One of the grand traditions of spring football is coming up with a catchy slogan for the fall campaign. Let's look at a few options: "ON A MISSION"?Sub + 1900s movie + 6:30-9:00 = <<<<<<<<
— Josh Clemons (@J_Clem20) April 16, 2012
"WE BEG TO DIFFER"?On a Mission! #BBN
— Maxwell Smith (@Maxwe11uk) April 17, 2012
I guess that's better than "Rise"? This week's "Tweet that Makes You Go 'Aww'" goes to Kyle Wiltjer's little brother, who is sporting the heck out of some Kentucky gear: Lil Wiltj, how much do you want for that basketball? Oh, Boyd, you're gonna have to be really careful while wearing those shoes. #ohboydmomentoftheweekNo one thinks we will be any good. Not giving us a shot at all. WE BEG TO DIFFER! #ukfootball
— Morgan Newton (@monewt12) April 14, 2012
You may have seen this tweet on KSTV's Tweet Beat, but it's so good that we had to use it again on (the original) Tweet Beat as our "Bookie Tweet of the Week":Theraflu twitter.com/Oh_Boyd/status…
— Aaron Boydâ„¢ (@Oh_Boyd) April 16, 2012
Avoid the salt, people. Until next time, RT plz?B4 i wash my face i gotta think him "4 wat" 4 blessing me,its a lotta sh dat been stressin me, dey addin extra salt tryna mess up my recipe.
— Yung Booke aka Flya (@bookie3_YMCMB) April 14, 2012
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