Difference between a lesbian and a Cheez-I
T? One of them is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker...
I heard most of the Baby Swiss Cheez-I
T's are turning into Baby Muslim Cheez-Its...
(I know the Muslim issue is w/Sweden not Switzerland, but work with me here....I haven't fully matured yet)
White Cheddar Cheeze-Its are the worst....they don't like other White Cheddar Cheez-Its and desire to be in the Snack Mix.
BIG Cheez-Its are elitists...all they do is get bigger & bigger. Pretty soon there will just be one BIG Cheez-It in a box...
@the nail at the foul line was right. Regular Cheez-Its need no improvement...but they are tired of getting taken advantage of! They carry most of the load for all the other Cheez-I
T's but yet it seems as if it's never enough. Everybody always wants more!
Don't get me started on the Hot & Spicy...