How do you neuter a Bears fan?

[Blair Sanderson_rivals]

Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

[John Otterstedt]

Dad Jokes 101.

 

[Blair Sanderson_rivals]

Did you hear about the Baylor Bears fan who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.

 

[phillinois]

The power outage at the Baylor library?

20 students trapped on the escalator for two hours.

 

[splook18]

Score early (and often) to take the lead and keep the pressure on them to reciprocate.

I'd rather we score SOONER than later.

Boomer Sooner