How Much Money Is In Your Bank Account?
- Thread starter JimmyWa11
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I'll just steal some money out of my wife's purse.
Do you want me to differentiate between offshore accounts and domestic? Most of my money is tucked away in the Cayman Islands. I will have to ask my accountant. He will be pissed I interrupted his night with his mistress over a reply I need to post on the Paddock.
You might be smoking me on the savings account, but I'm smashing you on the checking. Don't want to brag, but I'm in the triple digits.
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I have $31 in my checking account. I run a budget like a razor and pay everything early. I'm also paid biweekly, so 2 times a year I get a "bonus."
I also have a savings accout and a money narket account (though money market rates are **** right now, so they're basically the same thing). There is significantly more in those, though I'm expecting a $1400 medical bill any day now, so the ole emergency fund will go down a little.
I also have a savings accout and a money narket account (though money market rates are **** right now, so they're basically the same thing). There is significantly more in those, though I'm expecting a $1400 medical bill any day now, so the ole emergency fund will go down a little.
You might be smoking me on the savings account, but I'm smashing you on the checking. Don't want to brag, but I'm in the triple digits.
hahaha
$42 in checking
$2,200 in savings
$22 in cash in my pocket.
All bills paid. Next paycheck that drops Friday is strictly for spendin' (or that savings **** all the responsible richs tell us poors about)
$2,200 in savings
$22 in cash in my pocket.
All bills paid. Next paycheck that drops Friday is strictly for spendin' (or that savings **** all the responsible richs tell us poors about)
I swim in gold bullion every night like Scrooge mcduck. Swimming in gold bullion is really good for your core.
You've paid a ton in interest to get that rating. Sap.
$3,600.00 checking, $55,000.00 savings, wife has more but, not sure how much. Separate bank accounts.
And to be fair, who needs a checking account when you have a mattress? Like I'm gonna report all the drug money I'm bringing in lol. Amateurs.
Anybody have over $100,000 in checking/savings/retirement? I know some of yall are old geesers trying to act young...surely one of you actually saved up for a few years.
nope, just paid on time when I was supposed to for 40 years. you should try it sometime and see what it does for your rating. minimum monthly won't get you there. #hottip
Only 1/3 of your fico score is on time payments. You have to develop credit (which ultimately means borrowing money with interest payments) to have a "great" score.
Would you also like to know how big my penis is as well? How about my social security number?
What about a credit card you pay off monthly? And what is a "boat load" of interest?
Pretty sure part of your fico score is having a mix of credit. Doubt 1 credit card is basically going to give you a flawless score.
And you made "boat load" up.
1,310.89 in checking
2,770 in poker bankroll
and, as far as my ex knows, 0.00 in savings
2,770 in poker bankroll
and, as far as my ex knows, 0.00 in savings