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4theglory54

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In the words of that venerable old sage, "What, me worry???"

You all just have to chill and allow genius to do its work.

As an example: win the toss, chose to receive, and quickly give the ball back to the opposition. A mildly distracting tactic; not immediately obvious to the less discerning.

Having the ball near mid field with 3 timeouts and a minute to go before the half? and calling a confusing series of plays mixed with a stunning time out? Now this is where true genius is detected....so clever, it had the O.C. looking askance, the announcers babbling confusion, every viewer watching throwing up their hands, and fan forums short circuiting. But what next, did this turn out to be a sign of certain demise? NO! The team just continued to add dramatic tension to the circumstance for obvious artistic emphasis, before allowing the faithful to fully experience the emotional ejaculation of a victory in hand.

God Bless us all...now back to the Woodford.......
 
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In honor of Alfred E. Newman and @TheGlovStillRules - I present the below. Does anyone remember the Mad Magazine issues with the parodies of college fight songs? If I remember correctly, they were in the late 60s. Maybe 1970 but I don't think that I was ten years-old yet. Anyway, to the tune of the Notre Dame Victory March -

Cheer, cheer the black and the blue!
You're gonna win 'cause we are for you!
Push their faces in the mud!
Punch out their teeth and draw their blood!

Stomp on their stomachs, break all their bones!
We wanna hear their screams and their moans!
If you follow our advice,
You'll win a clean victory.

I just found this one on the interwebs - kudos to @BobPSU92 for guiding me to the correct use of that term. It was the Pivnik Tech fight song to the Notre Dame Victory March.

Pray, pray for old Pivnik Tech
We're gonna get it right in the neck
Send the sound of taps on high
As our whole team lays down to die

What though the odds may be great or small
Old Pivnik Tech will fumble the ball
While our undergrads get sick
And transfer to USC
 
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