What do you call an Irish seven course meal?
A six pack and a potato...
A six pack and a potato...
OT... the truly, I don't give a crap joke...
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That is about as politically correct as it gets. Of course any other ethnic backgrounds would be rather tough to pull off in this day in age. I dig the potato joke though Fitty.
Thanks, I don't go all nuclear when someone calls me half frog...(French)
We are what we are. Baggage and all.
We are what we are. Baggage and all.
What is the definition of relative humidity?
It's the amount of sweat that forms on your balls when you're humping your sister.
Appropriate for joke thread I hope.
It's the amount of sweat that forms on your balls when you're humping your sister.
Appropriate for joke thread I hope.
Damn Medic. Now I've got to back and edit my ill timed post. As you said...thanks for nothing.
Red Cross wearing dandy.
Red Cross wearing dandy.
Excellent new avatar selection fitty!
(Apologies in advance to our beloved Ms Senior)
All you guys make sure & turn off your SWAG before passing out.
I forgot to last night and woke up COVERED in Bitches!
(Apologies in advance to our beloved Ms Senior)
All you guys make sure & turn off your SWAG before passing out.
I forgot to last night and woke up COVERED in Bitches!
And that goes double for you my friend, I would be dead in so many ways if I were in your situation...
G Man, I haven't even been able to go to the pool with the wife and kids. The sister in law joined them yesterday and today another one of the friends I can't be around while wearing a bathing suit is going with them.
On A Plane . . . .
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight
from London. After the plane was airborne,
drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey,
which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would
like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me, too,
I didn't know we had a choice."
Ha ha ha K2C.
Two Irishmen are digging a ditch across from the ***** house when a Pentecostal preacher walks up to the front door and enters the house.
One Irishman says to the other, "Aye Clancy, such a sad day when a man of such high esteem enters a house of ill repute".
Awhile later, a Jewish Rabbi walks up to the ***** house and enters.
The Irishman says, "Aye Clancy, such a sad day when a man of such high esteem enters a house of ill repute".
Then a Catholic priest walks up to the ***** house and enters.
The Irishman says, "You know Clancy, I think there is somebody sick in there".
Two Irishmen are digging a ditch across from the ***** house when a Pentecostal preacher walks up to the front door and enters the house.
One Irishman says to the other, "Aye Clancy, such a sad day when a man of such high esteem enters a house of ill repute".
Awhile later, a Jewish Rabbi walks up to the ***** house and enters.
The Irishman says, "Aye Clancy, such a sad day when a man of such high esteem enters a house of ill repute".
Then a Catholic priest walks up to the ***** house and enters.
The Irishman says, "You know Clancy, I think there is somebody sick in there".
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Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed: Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. You don't need him anymore! Good grief woman, you're running for President of the United States.
So, two Irishmen walk out of a bar........... hey, it could happen.
This is just wrong in so many ways! Good Lord man, grab your card: You can't go to protect your spouse & other interests yet a horde of unknown males are there soaking in all the heat in your place? I dare say, no I demand that this wrong is righted asap (let me know if you need my help; my snorkel & swim fins are at the ready at a moments notice)!
I hope we can push the envelope a bit here:
A plane flying across the Atlantic loses two engines unexpectedly and as the captain announces the plane is going down the passengers begin to panic.
A beautiful woman spots the best looking man near her and says, "Make me feel like a woman one last time before I die!".
He jumps up, quickly removes his shirt and says, "Iron this.".
A plane flying across the Atlantic loses two engines unexpectedly and as the captain announces the plane is going down the passengers begin to panic.
A beautiful woman spots the best looking man near her and says, "Make me feel like a woman one last time before I die!".
He jumps up, quickly removes his shirt and says, "Iron this.".
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why don't people tell jokes about Jonestown?
The punchlines to long.
The punchlines to long.
These are the light ones Fitty. I know hundreds of the most inappropriate jokes ever. How bout another Princess Diana joke.
How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
Princess Diana divorced Prince Charles after finding out that all rulers don't have twelve inches.
Speaking of OP 'crap' jokes.
What do you get when you breed a Longhorn with a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football.
(I warned you)
What do you get when you breed a Longhorn with a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football.
(I warned you)