Woman in trouble for working under the table at McDonald's

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Warrant Issued For Sex Act In McDonald's
Cops: Woman, 37, pleasured man in middle of eatery dining room


Christine Alana Chafin, 37
 

cawoodsct

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I once got busy in a McDonald's dining room, just doesn't work.
 

TruBluCatFan

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The downside of knowing people offline in this thread is the inability to share some great stories.
 

funKYcat75

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something something Special Sauce on her knees something something
 

Wall2Boogie

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She has a purty meth mouth. I haven't read the article, but what part of Louisville is she from? As for kids, I'm going with 3 on the over/under. The black dudes were absolutely lovin it.
As someone who can attest for oral sex at a mcds, I had the decency to go out to the car this ***** and her douchebag bf couldn't even finish their McNuggets first.
 
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She walked under it with a broom told me to "lift my feet". Big deal


Almost positive I watched about 20 minutes of that chick trying to sell "sex vids" at 1140pm sitting in a Starbucks that was about to close. Trying to get a hotel room. It was.... entertaining. Should have bought em.
 
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Definitely would make for some great porn dialogue. Trying to not get this deleted, but here goes the PG version of it.

Woman behind counter "Welcome to McFondles (name changed due to trademarks) can I take your order?"

Guy customer "I'll have a BigSack (trademark). What does that include?"

Woman behind counter "It has a set of buns that we slide your big Half Pounder (trademark) into and then it comes with special sauce."

Guy customer "That sounds great."

Woman behind counter "Would you like a small fry with that? We can take your small fry and make it larger if you like."

Guy customer "Sure, super size me."

Woman behind counter
"What would you like to drink?"

Guy customer "What do you recommend?"

Woman behind counter
"I like a milkshake. I take the straw and put it in my mouth and suck on it until I get a big gulp of that creamy goodness down my throat"

Guy customer "Da da da da daaaa I'll be loving that."

Brown chicken brown cow

End of first scene

Second scene probably involves two female co-workers on lunch and eating pie for dessert.

Final scene is the boss getting ready to fire one of his female workers for poor customer fellations and she talks him into giving her another chance by doing some "on the job training".

Of course there would be interesting dialogue in the other scenes as well, but I will leave those to your imagination. Now mods please don't hit the delete button.