She's real. She exists. Cute girl. She baked my meatball parmesan for me. I hope she's making a ton of cash for all the views she generates.
OT: I was up in Stuart earlier today so I stopped to see Pizza Girl...
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I’d let her bake my meatballs.
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Boobs too small; Butt too big. I pass.
I would have walked out as soon as she started cutting the pizza up into weird shapes instead of 8 triangles.
But she played Witchita Lineman on the jukebox . That floored him .
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I’m sure she’s disappointed to hear that
lol, I was going to say something about this last night and didn’t.
No, standard pizza slices are not triangles in Euclidian geometry. You will notice that in ordinary three-sided pizza slices the sum of the angles of the pizza slices is greater than 180 degrees. The great challenge of geometry up until 1830 or so was to try to prove the Euclidean Parallel Postulate by using the other axioms of Euclidean Geometry. (Euclidean Parallel Postulate: if you have a line L and a point P not on said line L there is exactly one line through the point P which is parallel to L.) The Russian Lobachevsky and the Hungarian Bolyai independently came up with geometries where the Euclidean Parallel Postulate was false but the other Euclidean axioms was true. Hilbert formalized it all in 1899. Fascinating stuff, it was my favorite class to teach. The enthralling thing about mathematics is the creativity and it’s easy to show this in non-Euclidean geometry compared with other subjects.
I'll never be able to eat pizza again without thinking about this.
If you have to use that many words to explain why it’s not a triangle, it’s probably close enough to just call it a triangle.
I won’t be showing up at your door with a bunch of peasants holding pitchforks and torches.
Perhaps you can wizard me this. Trader Joe’s sells a frozen 30oz cheesecake, which like most cheesecakes is round. However, they claim it is seven servings. How does one go about cutting a round into seven equal portions using only normal kitchen utensils?
thats easy, set your miter saw to 51.428 degree and slice away!
Attaboys aplenty. Excellent set-up, nailed the landing.I can’t imagine you with peasants. You’re far too good for that.
Wait. You’re here.
Cut it into 8 pieces and eat one.
WTF do Hungarians know about pizza? You can’t properly cut paprikash. It’s like a mother-in-law questioning how I cut my grass when she’s never mowed a lawn.
She slices a round pie the wrong way. Does she think she is from Columbus, Ohio? I always hated when they cut the pizza that way when I lived there. And they would still do it even when we specifically asked them not to do it that way.
BRILLIANT!!!! Why didn’t my fat a$$ come up with this solution?
I would think that only serial killers consider a mitre saw to be a normal kitchen utensil. You are also appear to be good at math. Causation or correlation?
My mother in-law once cut up two leftover slices of pizza into tiny pieces so it would fit into a small Tupperware container. The next morning as I was looking for the leftover pizza to take for lunch my wife whispered to me what had happened. I whisper-screamed at her, “Who the f*#% would do that to a slice of pizza?!?!?!??”. I’m still not over it.
If the outer diameter of a pizza is non-circular and random, can you define the shape of a slice? Even if you laser cut the slices, you have two straight lines connected by a spline.
Stick with Sicilian
Anticipating @LionJim to explain the difference between Sicilian and Euclidian geometry.
+1. Everyone knows you fold it and the point/tip is the best part.
I have to admit I’ve never gone through the proof of the 9-point circle.
You can describe any (round, square, whatevs, just no holes in the middle, ie, simply connected) pizza as being homeomorphic to the unit disc. So if you pick any two points A and B on the boundary of the pizza and cut two segments from these points to a point C in the interior of the pizza, then you’ve got a slice of pizza homeomorphic to the standard slice of pizza you see on the commercials. So, “shape” really doesn’t count here, they all boil down to being homeomorphic. The sausage is what’s important, not the shape.
The great thing about this is when you go on and on and on and on about this in the pizza parlor until your wife throws down her napkin and storms out you get to have the entire pizza for yourself.
Meatball Parm was great. I'm not crazy about the pizza style. This was the Jensen Beach location. Not sure if she works at the Stuart location as well.
Mathematicians. Ruining dinner conversations since 3000BC
I think you need to print that bolded bit on a t-shirt and wear it to the gym.
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