Game Haiku__ Colorado

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ubercat

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Wet Saturday looms
Hydrophobic foes tremble
Lake them anyway

 

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Fcmchi1

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Prime’s team is buff. Oh?
Braun’s team won’t be buffaloed.
Prime’s team leaves less buff.

 

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stpaulcat

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The Buffs Mountain high
enters low pressure, NU
high scoring zone

 

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FlossmoorCat

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Kelly can't be stopped
Buffaloes will be stymied
Prime hides in his tent

 

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ubercat

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Buffaloes corralled
In holding pen by the lake
The Stockyards awaits

 

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stpaulcat

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FlossmoorCat said:

Kelly can't be stopped
Buffaloes will be stymied
Prime hides in his tent

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Buffaloes' Prime hides
Tanned by Wildcat skinners.
Cats singing "Raw Hide"!

 

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NU96

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Buffs are not used to
Games at low elevation
Cats win in a rout

 

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NUThump

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Prime is not playing
Neither is Travis Hunter
Cats win by the lake

 

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CatManTrue

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Wow. Remember when
CatManTrue Revealed Just How
America is Free?

BLOOD MONEY: Cancer, Capital, and my Open Source Memoirs of Celgene’s Golden Era ~ The Collapse, Acquisition, and Lessons from the $74B BMY Deal

CHAPTER 1: THE MULTIPLE MYELOMA MONSTER IN THE FORMER SUMMIT MIDDLE SCHOOL (REWRITTEN!) There is a strange, jarring poetry to saving cancer patients inside a building that once taught middle school grammar and algebra. Celgene’s global headquarters in Summit, New Jersey, was an uncanny metaphor for

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Catslash

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Prime Buffalo
Meat is sweet Wilcats winning
A purple banquet

 

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JustGary

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Catslash said:

Prime Buffalo
Meat is sweet Wilcats winning
A purple banquet

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It’s 4-7-5
Can you change the first sentence
Add a syllable

 

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Alaskawildkat

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Prime comes in prime time

Just Northwestern stays the course

Wild Wings for dessert

 

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ubercat

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Our plate is ready
After a main course of prime
Should be a cakewalk

 

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CatManTrue

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@SimpsonElmwood called me and asked me for one more Haiku before I get banned:

“Prime time is Over!
But the walk to Cure Cancers
May end soon too, folks!”

https://www.alexslemonade.org/2026/global-hc-analytics--celgene-reunion-alsf-fundraising-team

 

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SimpsonElmwood

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CatManTrue said:

@SimpsonElmwood called me and asked me for one more Haiku before I get banned:

“Prime time is Over!
But the walk to Cure Cancers
May end soon too, folks!”

https://www.alexslemonade.org/2026/global-hc-analytics--celgene-reunion-alsf-fundraising-team

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The cancer battle
Is never ever over
Go Cats! Go Cats Go!