F/OT: Men’s Restroom Etiquette/Decorum Question…

Nittering Nabob

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Yeah, this guy pulled everything down - totally exposed. And I don’t want to get too awkward here, but after we left my son (who’s 9) said ‘Dad - that guy grew a beard on his butt.’ Talking Sasquatch-esque.
Did that topic come up later on the way home in the presence of your wife?
 

PSU Mike

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I’ll die before I’ll ever get used to dudes looking down at their cell phones while standing at a public urinal.

Don’t you just want to say “Good luck. No phone zooms in THAT far!”
 
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Moogy

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Yeah - not cool at all.

I was on swim teams growing up and in high school we had a strict rule in the communal shower. That’s all we had - just a big square room with like 15 shower heads. There were some shower heads along the outside wall in a kind of hallway around the main room but they never worked. Anyway, one rule - speedos/swimsuits stay on in the shower except for brief cleaning needs. Not a hard rule to follow.

So this one freshman comes in after first practice with a towel around his waist and loosens it and he’s buck naked. The 7 of us in there already let him hear it. He actually did it a few more times before the bullying worked.

It was maybe no surprise. His dad was our family dentist and I always thought he was creepy - as did my mom.

Without rules, there’s anarchy (and creepiness)

That's really weird. We had communal showers in our locker room (3 main stations, with shower heads sticking out of them in all directions), and everyone (after football, hoops and baseball ... and even after gym class) just got nekkid and showered like normal people.
 

Moogy

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I’ll die before I’ll ever get used to dudes looking down at their cell phones while standing at a public urinal.

Don’t you just want to say “Good luck. No phone zooms in THAT far!”

That would precipitate various comebacks surrounding you checking out a stranger's junk. Best to just MYOB.
 

LionJim

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That's really weird. We had communal showers in our locker room (3 main stations, with shower heads sticking out of them in all directions), and everyone (after football, hoops and baseball ... and even after gym class) just got nekkid and showered like normal people.
It takes a single sicko to ruin it for everyone. (Think Columbus.)
 
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