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If we can't afford to get rid of him, how do we make Beamer a better coach?

Lurker123

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I4CtheFuture

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Dabo's Weenie said:
Tell him to get on the message boards - that's where all the real experts are! And best of all, they do it for free! :LOL:
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He reads them, and this one. He's always talking about how his teams are perceived in the media / social media.

It wasn't just two weeks or so that I mentioned getting the ball into Swains hands on offense via sweeps.... sure enough, they started running Swain on sweeps.
 
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I4CtheFuture said:
He reads them, and this one. He's always talking about how his teams are perceived in the media / social media.

It wasn't just two weeks or so that I mentioned getting the ball into Swains hands on offense via sweeps.... sure enough, they started running Swain on sweeps.
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Wow.

Did you get your check yet or are you still doing this for free?

And, sorry to say, if you're involved in it, then you have to bear your share of responsibility for the mess.

Soooo.... you're fired!

And I'll cover your buyout myself since it's the balance of your $0 contract.

Don't thank me, I'm nothing if not generous. (y) 😁
 
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Have him & Nick Saban stare at each other immediately after drinking brain transference serum.
 
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PrestonyteParrot said:
Artificial Intelligence of course.
Beamer needs to become a Prompt Engineer, or bring one on staff, to properly direct AI to achieve the best answers to the coaching strategies he can't seem to accomplish.
And he can take all the credit!

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Then an opposing team's prompt engineer could ask the AI what plays it would tell that team's coordinators to draw up in different scenarios. 😈
 
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Didn't they call some coaching friends a few years ago for suggestions on fixing the defense?
 
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Deathstar

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This is big boy football, are you saying we hired a coach who needs coaching training?
 
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After several failed efforts to conqueror his endeavor, one has to acquiesce to the unmistakeable :

How much money, patience and effort needs to be spent to arrive at the obvious
It is not working
 
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Deathstar said:
This is big boy football, are you saying we hired a coach who need coaching training?
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YES.

The sad part is, we knew this from the beginning . "He'll just be the CEO type, and hire great assistants because he's cheap, and we can spend the money on assistants".

Our fan base said these things when we were thinking of hiring him. He was a cheap figurehead who needed to find other people to do the coaching for him.
 
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I have an idea. There was an EXPERT poster on here who always gave credit for his knowledge to playing that Madden video game.

Maybe we all chip in and buy Shane a PS5 so he can get the game?
 
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Lurker123 said:
I have an idea. There was an EXPERT poster on here who always gave credit for his knowledge to playing that Madden video game.

Maybe we all chip in and buy Shane a PS5 so he can get the game?
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Chip in to buy a PS5 for someone who makes $8.25 million a year?
 
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