My brother was a UPS driver that delivered in the Northern Tier of PA for over 35 years and had alot of dog bite story's, and here's my favorite.
My brother's delivering a huge Avon order to a female distributor and she has a nasty Saint Bernard. He pulls up in the driveway and honks his horn to alert the customer and see if the dog's out. No dog, but it's also pouring rain. He gets out of the truck with a stack of boxes above his head. Just as he gets halfway across the yard, out around the corner of the house comes Cujo! He tosses the boxes and runs for his truck, just making it. He pulls away and looks back at the packages and Cujo is tearing into every box throwing Avon everywhere!
My brother's delivering a huge Avon order to a female distributor and she has a nasty Saint Bernard. He pulls up in the driveway and honks his horn to alert the customer and see if the dog's out. No dog, but it's also pouring rain. He gets out of the truck with a stack of boxes above his head. Just as he gets halfway across the yard, out around the corner of the house comes Cujo! He tosses the boxes and runs for his truck, just making it. He pulls away and looks back at the packages and Cujo is tearing into every box throwing Avon everywhere!
