2026 Rutgers Maryland Haiku Thread
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Scarlet hopes fade to gray,
Maryland runs wild once again,
Another long fall ends.
Maryland runs wild once again,
Another long fall ends.
The Delaware Bowl!
The victor wins The First State
Good toll revenue
More like Pink Slip Bowl
Winner keeps his job for now
Loser, maybe not
Toilet Bowl? C'mon
Not funny from Glenn Foley
Not better with age
The victor wins The First State
Good toll revenue
More like Pink Slip Bowl
Winner keeps his job for now
Loser, maybe not
Toilet Bowl? C'mon
Not funny from Glenn Foley
Not better with age
Sadness foils cadence
And counting too-Knight Shift knows
Bye week disasters
Speaking in third person
Bad form, but made Haiku work
I blame Schiano
No Ami Finau
To twist the quarterback's leg
Hope that scumbag rots.
Slaughter the turtles!
Grind their shells into powder
Grill turtle kabobs.
There's no rivalry
No matter how much it's forced
No one really cares.
To twist the quarterback's leg
Hope that scumbag rots.
Slaughter the turtles!
Grind their shells into powder
Grill turtle kabobs.
There's no rivalry
No matter how much it's forced
No one really cares.
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