OT - Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”

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The comments are pure comedy gold, especially the first one asking where his GoFundMe page is.

 

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Grant Green

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Not seeing the issue here.

 

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Is that illegal? Asking for a friend….

 

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BobPSU92

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Did they win?

 

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There are heroes among us.

 

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put me on the jury

 

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LMTLION said:

The comments are pure comedy gold, especially the first one asking where his GoFundMe page is.

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Nutso!

 

BobPSU92

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At least he didn’t shoot her like Penis van Lesbian did in Columbo.

 

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laKavosiey-st lion

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Doesn’t midniter live in VA

 

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Midnighter

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laKavosiey-st lion said:

Doesn’t midniter live in VA

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I was at little league and crap this weekend. You’d have to tape me to a chair to watch a lot of this garbage.

 

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I felt like a hostage at the PSU hockey game tonight. Does that count?

 

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laKavosiey-st lion said:

Doesn’t midniter live in VA

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If it was a girl-centric young teen drama on the Disney Channel, he'd be a suspect in the duct taping.

 

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LMTLION

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Here is the hero or villain depending on your point of view.

 

Nittering Nabob

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LMTLION said:

Here is the hero or villain depending on your point of view.

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We need to know more about the wife and how good of a duct tape job he did.

If you keep moving your arms and legs in the course of getting taped, you can actually create valuable space for self-evacuation

 

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Nittering Nabob said:

We need to know more about the wife and how good of a duct tape job he did.

If you keep moving your arms and legs in the course of getting taped, you can actually create valuable space for self-evacuation

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I would like to know his favorite nfl team. Richmond is between commanders and panthers territory, both teams not worth his efforts to subdue the wife. It’s a funny story but obviously freaking sad at the same time.

 

BobPSU92

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I would like to know his favorite nfl team. Richmond is between commanders and panthers territory, both teams not worth his efforts to subdue the wife. It’s a funny story but obviously freaking sad at the same time.

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Spiders?

 

Pocono Lion

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T Rex tape?

 

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Catch1lion

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Nittering Nabob said:

We need to know more about the wife and how good of a duct tape job he did.

If you keep moving your arms and legs in the course of getting taped, you can actually create valuable space for self-evacuation

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Almost the same as some spa waxings .

 

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I'm watching less and less sports as life goes on for me because I think it's all kind of a scam. However, I do recognize the right of men to watch their game in peace and I don't really see the problem with this? I mean, did he give her bathroom breaks at least, maybe a sippy cup do she could hydrate while he's enjoying his game?

 

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LMTLION said:

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Definately looks like a duct taper for sure.

 

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JerseyLion

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LMTLION said:

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Is it me, or does ths guy look like an older Steve Carrell?

 

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Rocco3

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LMTLION said:

The comments are pure comedy gold, especially the first one asking where his GoFundMe page is.

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Awesome

 

Catch1lion

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He’s an amateur at best. The pro move would’ve been to tape her in front of the stove .

 

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razpsu

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How exactly did she call police.

 

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LionJim

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razpsu said:

How exactly did she call police.

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He was the one who called the cops. Apparently he forgot he’d tied her up and panicked when she didn’t respond to his requests to bring him beer and pork rinds.

 

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Nitt1300 said:

put me on the jury

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If the gals can take up for Lindsay Clancy then we can take up for this guy.

This guy has a built in insanity defense because as everybody knows, watching your favorite team play on TV can drive you crazy.

 

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