In your FACE Brown-nosers

3-D_chess · Oct 20, 2026

Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NorthernHawkeye · Oct 20, 2026

Fresno State is 4-3.

WeBeHerkin · Oct 20, 2026

Such classy Hawk fans.

UIAlumFireFighter · Oct 20, 2026

Weird.

UIAlumFireFighter · Oct 20, 2026

Weird

Kceasthawk@77 · Oct 20, 2026

WeBeHerkin said:
Such classy Hawk fans.

Well, that's one way to describe them.....

eyesofhawk · Oct 20, 2026

3-D_chess said:
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll ask again.

Are you related to 2D?

yrunvs · Oct 21, 2026

Mental illness?

BunchofAholes · Oct 21, 2026

3-D_chess said:
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF is wrong with you

Kceasthawk@77 · Oct 21, 2026

BunchofAholes said:
WTF is wrong with you

You know there are posters here who only show up to stir shite up, or play grammar police. Way more important to them than the success of our teams.....

rchawk · Oct 21, 2026

yrunvs said:
Mental illness?

Somebody isn't taking his meds. It's okay friend, there is not a big purple salivating monster in the closet. Go back to sleep now.

Hendy Hawk · Oct 21, 2026

Let's see how things play out as the season progresses.
I'm ok with whoever the coaches choose, But:

nu2u · Oct 21, 2026

Brown to RVZ for 6 late 4thQ produced 100,000 sad faces in Ann Arbor. That alone deserves respect.

Grayhair1981 · Oct 21, 2026

I believe this is an example of an incel

MeetTheFerentzes · Oct 22, 2026

3-D_chess said:
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve suspected you had rather severe mental illness. Thank you for removing all doubt.

HawksRule25 · Oct 24, 2026

3-D_chess · Oct 24, 2026

Hank cost us the game

BringBackBradBanks · Oct 24, 2026

Hank should never throw a pass for Iowa again.

paladinhawk_rivals · Oct 30, 2026

Are we all Brown- nosers tomorrow? Some interesting talks at the Ferentz breakfast table this past week 3-D?

DuddyB · Oct 30, 2026

3-D_chess said:
Hank cost us the game

And yet he was better than Heck. Sad state of affairs for the Iowa QB room.

EvilMonkeyInTheCloset · Oct 30, 2026

3-D_chess said:
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's try to convince Iowa fans to never expect overly positive results (a blowout against Iowa State or Minnesota before the game happens) or gloat about something prematurely (Heck being the answer) ever again.

Deal?...Deal. Good talk.

3-D_chess · Saturday at 11:28 AM

3-D_chess said:
Hank cost us the game

Guys, emoticons aren't gonna change the truth of this post.

paladinhawk_rivals · Saturday at 11:44 AM

3-D_chess said:
Guys, emoticons aren't gonna change the truth of this post.

Is your nose turning beige or is it closer to burnt umber?

RagnarLothbrok · Saturday at 12:04 PM

This is such a stupid thread and a great example of why you don’t knee jerk react to one week.

I will say Hank Brown is playing with confidence so far today in the first half (vs. Wisconsin). When Brown is confident and playing loose, you can see his arm talent is superior to Heck’s.

Slappy Pappy · Saturday at 12:21 PM

Getting benched for a game helped with his focus.

gojojo · Saturday at 12:25 PM

3-D_chess said:
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel shame.

Hurricane88 · Saturday at 12:27 PM

3-D_chess said:
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are so wrong hahahahaha

3-D_chess · Saturday at 12:32 PM

Hank has a problem going thru his progressions. His touch is better, but he hasn't fixed the first part yet.

Hurricane88 · Saturday at 12:39 PM

3-D_chess said:
Hank has a problem going thru his progressions. His touch is better, but he hasn't fixed the first part yet.

Better than Heck, he can't even make a read.

AlexanderUrinis · Saturday at 12:42 PM

3-D_chess said:
Hank has a problem going thru his progressions. His touch is better, but he hasn't fixed the first part yet.

Better arm all around. Doesn't seem to have the "moxie", but he does seem to be emotionally dead inside which is what KF desires.

Passing Is For COMMIES · Saturday at 12:59 PM

Tough day to be a Hecklinski truther.

Doctor Hawktagonapus · Saturday at 1:14 PM

3-D_chess · Saturday at 2:19 PM

Heck gets zero touches in the 4th quarter.

Explain that poop connoisseurs ?

HawksRule25 · Saturday at 2:22 PM

3-D_chess said:
Heck gets zero touches in the 4th quarter.

Explain that poop connoisseurs ?

DrVenkman · Saturday at 2:38 PM

3-D_chess said:
Heck gets zero touches in the 4th quarter.

Explain that poop connoisseurs ?

You are a special kind of loser.

paladinhawk_rivals · Saturday at 2:48 PM

3-D_chess said:
Heck gets zero touches in the 4th quarter.

Nm

WDSMHawk · Saturday at 3:06 PM

Heck getting to look good against a Washington team that had quit probably cost us the playoffs.

BroncHawk · Saturday at 3:15 PM

WDSMHawk said:
Heck getting to look good against a Washington team that had quit probably cost us the playoffs.

Brown quite literally handed the ball to Minnesota. He had his opportunities in that game and made plenty of mistakes.

Hawkeye54545 · Saturday at 3:22 PM

I've mostly thought we don't have anything but mediocre QB's. Maybe this version of Hank can get me to change my mind.

Kceasthawk@77 · Saturday at 3:27 PM

3-D_chess said:
Guys, emoticons aren't gonna change the truth of this post.

Care to revise your statement? Who should be the starter?

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