$1,000,000
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2 chicks at the same time.
I think you misread the OP. He didn't ask what you would do for $1 million. He asked what you would do with $1 million.
Favorite old-school D-League saying (thanks @Willy4UK): Hookers and blow, man.
Seriously?
40K yearly stuffed in some low-load Vanguard funds @4% APR = set for life. Hit up Central FL Jan-Mar. All good.
Seriously?
40K yearly stuffed in some low-load Vanguard funds @4% APR = set for life. Hit up Central FL Jan-Mar. All good.
You would have to ask my wife. Like I would have a say in that..
I would invest half of it in various mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
In T-Bills earning interest.
90% of it I would probably spend on women and whiskey. The other 10% I would just blow.
I stole that from Tug McGraw.
I stole that from Tug McGraw.
Pay off the house, then buy some dividend paying stocks. Use the dividends for more fun in life every quarter. That should add around $20,000-$30,000 to your income every year and save most of us around $1,000 a month in mortgage payments. That's a substantial improvement in quality of life.
Yup. Become debt free, up my retirement contribution, up my portfolio contribution, enjoy an improved quality of life now, retire earlier than anticipated, then play, play, play.
In T-Bills earning interest.
You would buy David Bowie?
Trust fund for my kids and/or donate to causes and institutions I support.
Maybe hold onto $50K to travel with the wife
Maybe hold onto $50K to travel with the wife
I would buy a pool and fill it with 10 million chicken nuggets.
That's 60k in sales tax, brother.
Half in a laddered portfolio of bonds (different maturities) and half in dividend stocks with growth. You need growth to keep up with inflation over time. Spend the after tax dividends and bond interest on whatever makes you happy (travel, women, club memberships, sporting events, etc.). This assumes that you keep your job. By the time you are in your 60's, you can start spending some of the principal (2%-3% per year) if you don't want to leave the whole +$1 million to your heirs.
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Big gold lion statues to go at the end of my driveway.
Also, add it to my other millions.
Also, add it to my other millions.
White people man, even in hypothetical scenarios where you inherit a million dollars some of y'all still boring as hell.
Boring yes, but have a nice income stream for life. Antoine Walker chose a less boring route with his +$100 million but ended up broke by age 35.
https://money.cnn.com/2015/07/24/investing/antoine-walker-nba-bankruptcy/
My goal when I was 14 was to have sex with at least 100 females and visit at least 100 countries.
I've got about 25 countries to go. So, I'd travel well.
I've got about 25 countries to go. So, I'd travel well.
Pretty sure he went the nugget route Mash suggested.
Take over the world, duh.
You’re still confusing million and billion. In cryostasis too long
I would buy 1,000,000 scratch offs. I think that would make some really good odds.
just listen to If I had $1,000,000 by the Barenaked Ladies.
For starters :
A nice chesterfield or a ottoman.
A nice K Car ( a real reliable automobile)
A monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkey ?
A treefort in my front yard.
Seriously if you have never heard the song, just Google it, warning, it is addictive and you will play it on repeat in case you missed something.
For starters :
A nice chesterfield or a ottoman.
A nice K Car ( a real reliable automobile)
A monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkey ?
A treefort in my front yard.
Seriously if you have never heard the song, just Google it, warning, it is addictive and you will play it on repeat in case you missed something.
I would buy every trailer park in America or until I ran out of money and sit back and watch the money pour in.
Yea, he likely forgot to factor in sales tax, leaving him fat and in debt.
Probably going to need some dipping sauce to make that organ meat, fat, bone marrow, connective tissue and nerve bundles taste better. Like the old Wendy's commercial said...Nuggets- Parts is Parts.
"What people are actually getting from chicken nuggets is a bit different, according to a new study by University of Mississippi medical researchers. They bought an order of chicken nuggets from two (unnamed) fast-food chains, plucked a nugget from each, broke them down, and analyzed them in a lab. One of them contained just 40 percent muscle. The rest? “[G]enerous quantities of fat and other tissue, including connective tissue and bone spicules.” Mmmm, chicken bones.
The other sample had a whopping 50 percent muscle. The remainder consisted “primarily of fat, with some blood vessels and nerve present,” as well as epithelium, the stuff that glands are made of.
https://www.motherjones.com/food/2013/10/whats-chicken-nugget/
"Well…basically…a snake don’t have parts. But, um, if I had to call it anything…I would say it’s his knee."
Retire immediately , Travel , learn to Sail , buy sailboat , spend a ton of time in the BVI / US VI . Bahamas as well. Find seats in the lowers at Rupp ( LOL ) Can I do all that with a cool Mil' ? Money dont go like it used too .
Some guy that sounds like he's from India keeps calling me telling me I owe the IRS money, and he works for them. So i would send him a lot of it
I'd buy a golden *****, then call up my dad and tell him this year's family reunion is gonna be off the chain.