3 Rules
- Thread starter H. Lecter
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You need to change the thread title to "I'm a prude, here's why...".
Thanks for contributing Big Gurgler. Do you have any rules to live by?
Don't do anything that will stick with you forever
Savor every moment of growing up
Think for yourself, not what the media tells you
Savor every moment of growing up
Think for yourself, not what the media tells you
How many times I heard in high school, "This could go down in your permanent record!" Throwing those spitballs could have ruined my life.
Lord loves a workin' man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.
Ha..I was thinking more along the lines of felonies, baby in high school, hard drugs.. but spit balls could maybe get an honorable mention.
Lord loves a workin' man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.
Oh boy
Marry a rich chick
Marry a rich chick who ain't an *******
Marry a rich chick who ain't an ******* and likes to give a beej (to just you preferably)
Marry a rich chick who ain't an *******
Marry a rich chick who ain't an ******* and likes to give a beej (to just you preferably)
Don't high off you're own supply
Farts before dinner, you're a winner. Farts after dinner, you're a sinner
If it's wet, stick it.
Farts before dinner, you're a winner. Farts after dinner, you're a sinner
If it's wet, stick it.
Treat all people the way you want to be treated.
Never say something to someone that you would not say to their face.
Hate is born of weakness and insecurity, Don't be that person.
Never say something to someone that you would not say to their face.
Hate is born of weakness and insecurity, Don't be that person.
and DON'T BE LIKE THIS TOOL!!
http://www.mediaite.com/online/watc...brates-the-good-news-of-the-orlando-massacre/
http://www.mediaite.com/online/watc...brates-the-good-news-of-the-orlando-massacre/
1. Don't tattle.
2. Always make fun of those different from you.
3. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.
2. Always make fun of those different from you.
3. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.
1. Don't smoke cigs, try everything once.. well, not heroin.
2. Strive to be interesting but be interested in others.
3. Always bring beer/offer to buy a drink.
2. Strive to be interesting but be interested in others.
3. Always bring beer/offer to buy a drink.
1. Think for yourself. Just because I may believe something or your mother may believe something does not make it right for you.
2. If you mess up admit it, take your punishment, learn from it and move on.
3. Read everything. The written word is your key to the universe.
2. If you mess up admit it, take your punishment, learn from it and move on.
3. Read everything. The written word is your key to the universe.
when your young, never turn down a piece of a$$
always pull out
take a good look at mom, because that is what she will ultimately look and act like.
as for girls.....ask your mom. because you won't like my answer and it probably involves a shot gun.
always pull out
take a good look at mom, because that is what she will ultimately look and act like.
as for girls.....ask your mom. because you won't like my answer and it probably involves a shot gun.
eat what's put in front of you
don't talk about your health
don't let the weeds get higher than the garden
don't talk about your health
don't let the weeds get higher than the garden
I'd really only give one rule and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.
Kudos. Sure, I memorized the Koran but I wouldn't have been able to remember that.