9 inches here in Morningwood. Whatcha got?

[LealandLoyal]

Don’t report if you got less than 6 inches.

 

[Thorndike2021]

Less than six inches of morning wood? I'm confused.

 

[BobPSU92]

It all melted overnight. Didn’t last long. Now, nothing.

 

[MaconNitt]

sounds like a personal problem

 

[Waaaaaaaany]

Did you measure twice and add them together?

 

[psuro]

It all melted overnight. Didn’t last long. Now, nothing.

Shrinkage? It was the water!

 

[Bison13]

Don’t report if you got less than 6 inches.

Not what your wife told me....

 

[Thus Spake Mainer]

Zero here in Deadwood.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Shrinkage? It was the water!

"I was in the pool, I was in the pool!"

 

[WestSideLion]

#goroman

 

[NittanyBuff]

Don’t report if you got less than 6 inches.

I've fooled the little woman for yrs that it is 6 inches

 

[CVLion]

Too much to get a good grasp of here in Bird-in-Hand.

 

[CVLion]

Some lady said she got far less than expected in Intercourse.

A friend of a friend, I’ve never met this woman

 

[CVLion]

And of course, they haven’t had any in a long time in Blue Ball.

 

[Fac]

"I was in the pool, I was in the pool!"

It was a Hot Tub!!

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

It was a Hot Tub!!

Elaine: "It shrinks?"
Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle!!!"

 

[BobPSU92]

How did you guys get rid of your snow load? Was it a blowjob or handjob?

 

[SW-Lion]

Too much to get a good grasp of here in Bird-in-Hand.

No use grasping if you’re in Mountville, Lancaster County!

 

[RyanSnyder]

Came to this thread to post that we got about six inches in Bellefonte.

I left it laughing.

 

[ApexLion]

Came to this thread to post that we got about six inches in Bellefonte.

I left it laughing.

That's what she said.

 

[BobPSU92]

Came to this thread to post that we got about six inches in Bellefonte.

I left it laughing.

 

[MaconNitt]

Came to this thread to post that we got about six inches in Bellefonte.

I left it laughing.

That's what we're up against