Would you like cream with your coffee?
No thanks. I take it black like my men.
No thanks. I take it black like my men.
Airplane
- Thread starter Glenn's Take
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Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.
Anyone want to buy any gold Jap teeth from WWII? Buddy needs to sell collection.
47 pieces were taken on a couple atolls and from ‘Canal.
47 pieces were taken on a couple atolls and from ‘Canal.
Do you like movies with gladiators?
I am serious..and don’t call me “Shirley”!
The basketball scene cracks me up every time... " I think they're getting the hang of it."
Male PA announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male PA announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female PA announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading and which zone is for unloading.
Male PA announcer: Look Betty - don't start up with your white zone **** again! There is just no stopping in a white zone!
Female PA announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male PA announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically, there is no danger involved.
Female PA announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male PA announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female PA announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading and which zone is for unloading.
Male PA announcer: Look Betty - don't start up with your white zone **** again! There is just no stopping in a white zone!
Female PA announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male PA announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically, there is no danger involved.
"I ask the guy next to me to pinch me to show that I wasn't dreaming"
"What's our vector victor? Do we have clearance Clarence? Roger, HUH?"
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Doctor: "We got to get this man to a hospital." Stewardess: "What is it?" Doctor: "it's a big building with lots of sick people but that's not important right now."
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"Bob never has a second cup of coffee at home"