Alexa... What do you say?

[UKvisitor_rivals101449]

I bought an echo dot. Sometimes she tells me she doesn't understand. She always wakes me by name.
What can alexa do that you want to share?
My fav is : Alexa, play wlap.

 

[warrior-cat]

Watch you to tell people what you are doing.

 

[UKvisitor_rivals101449]

Watch you to tell people what you are doing.

It has mute mic button. Besides, nobody comes within smelling distance of me.

 

[warrior-cat]

It has mute mic button. Besides, nobody comes within smelling distance of me.

Had me laughing there but, I could. Lost my sense of smell in the Army.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Alexa.... are you transgender?

Alexa... are you spying on me?

 

[bluthruandthru]

I asked her what her prime directive was. No answer.

There's been an Amazon truck parked down the street since then.

 

[Spocks Brain]

Wasted money. Ask it to get you a beer or make you a sammich. Not worth a damn.

 

[funKYcat75]

Until you get some smart devices, plugs, bulbs, and stuff, it’s kind of useless. Then it’s great.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Personally... i have a butler aka girlfriend

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Sex robot is best

 

[CB3UK]

I got one free with my Sirius XM subscription. It's been sitting on my kitchen counter for 7 months. I just don't have any use for it.

 

[magic8ball]

Hey Alexa, play some Skynyrd!!

 

[funKYcat75]

“Hey, Alexa! Is that Freedom Rock?”

“Yeah, man!”

“Well, turn it up, girl!”